Wilbur72

Another day living through the vagina loneliness epidemic.

Went to the dermatologist to have her check out a suspicious looking mole.

She said they all look like that and to put it back in the garden.

On a scale of 1-10, she’s a 27

i don't know why i wait this long but conference tourneys are usually when i start watching mens ncaa b-ball

no wonder my bracket always stinks

anyone try jimmy johns gyros yet?
just got 13 a sandwich and noticed it on the menu. guy said it was beef/lamb mixture. i wasn't feeling adventurous enough

mile high club must be all rich people and flight attendants cuz i can barely wipe a booty in here let alone tap one???

normalize spending thousands of dollars on outfits for stuffed animals

I wish I had 5 million dollars, just like my dad.

He also wished he had 5 million dollars.

An older woman, with her hands together as if she is praying, to a photo of Pink Floyd's David Gilmour.

Stopped by the senior's center at lunch and posted this on the wall.

Not sure what part of my job I like more, people demanding answers that I don't have or people demanding outcomes I have no control over.

2026 birthday gift idea: cash for Canadian flu shots

How old do I have to be before it’s socially acceptable to give up on social etiquette, hygiene, and all the other annoying stuff?

Most of your pet pictures are better looking than your selfies.

It's my concept ☕

Today’s band name:
Festive Copulation

or

Happy Fuckery!

Insecurity is like: do you like me, do you think I’m pretty?

Low self worth is like: you think I’m pretty? There must be something wrong with you if you like me.

Low self esteem is like: you think I’m pretty? I don’t see it.

i do like to get this party jumpin

my bsky style

type a skeet, cut
paste in search
see nuthin
post
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Today, the Boston family and rock community are mourning the loss of Tommy DeCarlo, who passed away at age 60 after a battle with brain cancer.

March 9th, 2026, exactly 19 years to the day that former lead singer Brad Delp died.

When I was a kid you had to like M*A*S*H.

Smelling salt flavored lip balm.

My parents had high expectations for me until the fourth grade, but then reality set in

I dunno, I just feel like this Monday could've been an email.

After all the trials and bs, I think I'm finally ready to record some stuff for the new ghost story YT channel. It's now called Nati Ghosts.

The failure of my last skeet tells me all I need to know about bsky

You can treat my face like a Jackson Pollock if you wanna

I’m at the age where I look at old pictures of me to see if that mole always looked like this.

What do you call a collapse of a pen and all the hogs escape?

Apparently it's all of my new followers from the weekend on Bluesky.

FFS, put 'em away guys.

You ever just sneezed and hurt your back?

...Yeah, me neither.