Nadine Antoinette 🖤📚

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I think I will 😆💕

Actually I only have one ticket to paradise.

“It’s important to listen to your body”

My body: You want a 3rd iced coffee and a trip to the bookstore.

Right back at ya, beautiful!! 💕🙌🏻

I may be descending into madness, but I’m confident I’ll stick the landing.

Just a gentle reminder to hydrate and moisturize, you parched, salty little gremlin.

I don’t need therapy. I need to scream into the void and have the void respond “You were right about everything.”

I have used the word ‘fuck’ way more than I thought I would on the path to enlightenment.

Hit 40 and feel like you’re perpetually grumpy, but then a Blue Jay lands on your window feeder, and for a brief, glorious moment, all is right in the world.

I’m pleading with serious people to stop hijacking good internet jokes with your issues. Just scroll, babe.

A smutty bookstore called Happy Endings.

Every time I accidentally see the news, I have to take my inner child to the bookstore for an overpriced latte and an emotional support book I’ll pretend I have time to read.

Buying a book after not yet reading any of the five I bought last week, as a little treat.

Find someone who gives you orgasms you think might kill you.

Happy International Women’s Day 💕

Person:: I love your personality.

Me; thanks! Which one?

Kidnapper: your getting in the trunk

Me: *you’re

big chungas bugs bunny looking fat and sassy

me: i think i’ll just have a salad for dinner
also me, when the chinese food is delivered:

It was so good. Plus, quality time with my kid.

Hot in the way that I glow from within. Fueled by feminine rage and rogue hormones.

Made this charcuterie board for me and my son for lunch because being fancy isn’t just for parties anymore. 😍🤤

Illustration of a fluffy black cat lying on green grass with small flowers under a blue textured sky. The cat looks tired and the text says: “I would like some spring, please.”

boy, are you a seagull because i want to fight you in a parking lot for the last hot dog

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Going to start using the word whilst just to piss people off.

Ty!! I hope you’re doing well. 💕

Ty!!

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This makes my heart happy. 💕