I like my cookies soft and my dicks hard
05.10.2025 11:17
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I like my cookies soft and my dicks hard
Do you wanna be a girl that poops or a bitch that shits?
I don’t ask for much… just some hardcore porn
Getting back into my script writing mode feels really good
Posted this to close friends so thought I’d put it here too. I feel like maybe I should get more thongs 🤭
There are entirely too many cardboard cutout advertisements at the Americana AMC
a picture of an white cat that is very angy with grass and bushes in the background. The caption reads “Touching grass isn’t enough i need bad things to happen to evil men in power “
good morning friends 💚✨
Cloven Hooved Horned Satan sitting in a library reading books to kids since we can't do drag storytime anymore....i thought we'd try something else
Really need another tattoo soon
Haven’t posted here in a while so here’s a tummy on a Tuesday… I know groundbreaking
Normalize pronouncing DOGE as DOUCHE.
Post workout burrito
Why are frozen grapes so delicious?
Yup
Merry Christmas! May your days be merry and bright and gay (or however the song goes)
When it’s cold in your apartment but your bf leaves his comfy sweater hehehe
Why is there something so soothing about laying the wrong way on the bed?
Was feeling kinda cute this morning so here you go. Tummy Tuesday and stuff like that 😜
Searching thru some old stuff and found these beauties
It’s true sometimes you really don’t know what you got til it’s gone… like a bidet
That cowardly lion is so…
No he did not just say “We fancy like Applebees on a date night” …like be better… Go to Chili’s.
I love being dumb as fuck🥰
Some fun poolside photos from the weekend
Day 2 also a lot of fun!
1st night of Desert Air was a lot of fun! Time for day 2!
me and my on repeat
