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Woke Butlerian Jihad 2026 https://phantom-limbs.itch.io/decree

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"My mental illness is chronic but may ass is as flat as a crêpe" doesn't really have the same ring to it if I'm being honest.

11.03.2026 20:51 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Man, that's fucked. I'm so sorry you all have to deal with that shit. Genuine weirdo behaviour.

11.03.2026 16:25 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Waow

10.03.2026 20:45 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

God I can only fucking imagine. The world is tiring enough as is without having that to contend with. Hope you manage to find some peace from that racket soon.

10.03.2026 20:06 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Y E P.

10.03.2026 19:25 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Commodified fantasy takes no risks: it invents nothing, but imitates and trivializes. It proceeds by depriving the old stories of their intellectual and ethical complexity, turning their truth-telling to sentimental platitude.

10.03.2026 11:30 👍 136 🔁 47 💬 0 📌 2

Fuckin burnt out on giving myself too much work and general shit vibes so taking a break from RPG stuff. If you see me posting takes about RPGs in the next 2-3 months just know it's from the perspective of somebody who hasn't played an in-person in over a year so may be instantly discarded.

09.03.2026 17:43 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Curb your enthusiasm - Credits + Theme Song
Curb your enthusiasm - Credits + Theme Song YouTube video by Ethius
08.03.2026 16:03 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Got Marathon working. Gam gud. Whoever was writing purple prose for Bungie did not have to go as hard as they did, frankly.

08.03.2026 12:13 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Dwarrowdilf

07.03.2026 19:34 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yeah, if I disconnect my audio interface I have no audio and can't use my mic lololol

07.03.2026 00:13 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

@marathonthegame.bungie.net I really wanna play your game but there's currently a consistently repeatable issue where Focusrite audio interface drivers conflict with your anticheat and hard-crash Windows :'(

I really, really hope you fix this!!!

07.03.2026 00:04 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

computers in the 80s were gay and computers in the 2020s are straight

06.03.2026 20:59 👍 484 🔁 92 💬 21 📌 9
b/w analogue photo of a shopping estate at night. the paint is peeling, and only one unit is lit.

b/w analogue photo of a shopping estate at night. the paint is peeling, and only one unit is lit.

big update to violence. shooting is better. melee is better. cleaned up and split up. expect a bunch more violence shit in june '26.

lukegearing.blot.im/violence

06.03.2026 14:21 👍 70 🔁 20 💬 7 📌 4

I genuinely detest that politically in the UK, we're stuck between entrenched hereditary power, and a cabal of ghouls in suits wholly compromised by the interests of multinational corporations.

So much so that oftentimes herditary peers are our only bulwark against red-in-tooth-and-nail capital.

06.03.2026 11:47 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Corollary - "double check if raging dickhead in question is not YOU"

06.03.2026 10:52 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Absolutely! Just paraphrasing if it wasn't clear :) It's a sadly under-utilised bit of advice!

06.03.2026 10:45 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

You don't need to asshole-proof your game, but you definitely would benefit from asshole-proofing your friend circle!

06.03.2026 10:32 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Hey man no you're definitely not taking into consideration the genius system from [insert some game that only sold 50 copies in the late 90s that had some weird asides about social politics in the errata], I swear it would fix D&D!!!

06.03.2026 10:29 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I mean my hotter take is that armour class is itself a silly abstraction that only made its way into D&D via the naval combat games Gygax was riffing on 👀

06.03.2026 10:14 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

"What is THAC0"

"To hit armour class zero"

"Why am I being asked to hit a theoretical armour class"

"Dono like that's the maths"

06.03.2026 10:05 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

My hot take re this is that THAC0's reputation for being difficult to grasp is a linguistics issue.
The maths is easy-peasy but having to drill down through 3 layers of insular jargon is inherently offputting for those not already deep in the sauce.

06.03.2026 09:54 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Late Stage Death Cultism by Diogo Barros A Kaiju roadtrip to the end of the world

With everything going on in the world, now would be a good time to try out Late Stage Death Cultism, my kaiju roadtrip module. It's quite topical I'm afraid! Can't promise it'll take your mind off world events much, but it's good end times entertainment.
diogo-does-rpgs.itch.io/late-stage-d...

05.03.2026 20:42 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Looked into this further, it's legit. Roland "Colbosch" Boshnack, a TTRPG content creator, is facing 5 charges of sexual exploitation of a minor.
www.1630kcjj.com/2025/06/22/i...
www.instagram.com/p/DLKpK8WsSOy/

05.03.2026 19:27 👍 37 🔁 20 💬 0 📌 0

Ooft, 20 mutuals with this guy.

05.03.2026 19:52 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Finally, videogames are real

05.03.2026 18:14 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

An underrated part of any RPG is how nice does it feel to roll the dice. 1D4? Awful. d100? Ehh. 1d20? Yeah, that's the good stuff. 2d6? Divine. 3d6? Ohh babey.

05.03.2026 15:06 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Hey! I'm available for commissions and lo-fi projects - got a game, RPG or other that needs artwork that doesn't need that AAA shine? I can be that guy!

04.03.2026 17:44 👍 133 🔁 39 💬 2 📌 1
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Banquet for Fools OUT TOMORROW!

❤️ thanks for the 99k wishlists and all the support!

#indiegame #rpg

04.03.2026 19:51 👍 40 🔁 12 💬 0 📌 5

This is so fucking good

04.03.2026 14:17 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0