ｍｉｋｅ 🇸🇪

My mind is ready, my body is ready, fpl is fun, fpl is a game

Cunha ➡️ Wood

Isak 🧢 (100% not because I am Swedish and a delusional United fan)

Praying for the United players to perform a miracle or weather gods to make the Liverpool players slip and slide around the pitch instead of scoring.
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Salah captain is such a no brainer this week, but..

Late post again but I forget about posting in between all of the kgs of food I am devouring before my yearly but one approximately one week long weight loss journey begins.

Flekken ➡️ Alison
Salah 🧢
Overall Rank: Might not be ashamed of it with a few more green arrows

This is how we do it today!

Saka ➡️ Amad
Greaves ➡️ TAA
Salah 🧢 once again

Overall Rank: in the ditch

Selling Saka and Greaves to sure up and have a playing bench for the Christmas surprises in the starting XI's. Good luck everyone ☃️
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We actually did alright despite benching Rogers against relegation favourites Manchester City

Second big green in a row up to the heights of 3 million🥳🥳

Happy holidays Happy Christmas see you on boxing day!☃️
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Forgot to post, doing it now to share my Rogers benching masterclass!

Ait-Nouri ➡️ Colwill
Salah 🧢

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Must be Amad time to be a Man City fan.

AMAD DIALLO I LOVE YOU

Rolling my transfer!

Salah 🧢

Salah captain mainly because I want a heroic performance from Flekken, and I hope Fulham's defense without Andersen & Basey will be shaky 😬

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WE GOT A GREEN ARROW 🥳🥳

75 points with Cunha & Ait-Nouri to go, so basically 75 all out

Kept Mbeumo. 🙂

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Two of my players returned within the first ten minutes 🥹🥹

Ho ho ho ho 🧑‍🎄
Two transfers made
Bruno ➡️ Saka
Solanke ➡️ Isak

Palmer 🧢 once again
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We could not 🥲

59 points and a big fat red

Decided on doing nothing!

Rolling a transfer

Palmer 🧢
Overall Rank: no

Can we get the first green arrow of the season??????😎
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Deadline is near and I still have no idea what I am doing

Here are the quotes from Isak's interview yesterday.

I think it might be a classic case of Eddie Howe playing mind games in his press conference.

I'm still on a red arrow, big one, but at least we got a few returns this week🔥🔥

Yeah no it broke me

Fuck it, -8! This game isn't breaking me, I'm breaking it 😤😤
Rank 1 billion
Joao Pedro 🧢
This is how we turn this ship around 😎
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Where is David Coote when you need him, could've given Southampton a few dodgy pens here

👀👀

I NEED Bruno to go big and Salah to blank today.
I'm not asking for much am I..

If Salah somehow could get negative points I'd be happy

Early transfer was made last night

Jimenez ➡️ Pedro

Please don't get injured in training..

Maddison can fuck right off

Maddison can fuck right off

Has someone said "never back the early kickoff" yet?
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Transfers made, team set up! #FPL

Maddison ➡️ Fernandes
TAA ➡️ Ait-Nouri (-4)

Haaland (C) 🧢

Overall Rank: 5 Million 🙂🥲😭

I have never been thus far down in the dumps at this point of the season, surely it can only go up from here.. right?