elliot in the morning

Will you wake up to me?

"... just whip their ass tonight against Italy and they'll make a big deal because Italy has the little espresso machine in their dugout ... but then we're into the quarterfinals. Like, then we start mattering." -Elliot

Warby Parker doesn't do Home Try-On anymore?

But not driveable..

There all the time. What’s the ABV?

Save some for me!

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Really hope Sammy and the band keep “Humans Being” in the Vegas residency setlist. ‘Cause along with “Freebird” and “No More Tears,” it’s in my air guitar top three.

(More.)

If you were getting married this weekend and you played Olivia Rodrigo's cover of "The Book Of Love," I would cry.

Or Elliot's gonna chuck a wobbly!

It IS clicking, Joe.

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Ah, the time of year for college basketball updates...from the anchor desk.

Same, but make it Skeery. And Elliot calling him.

Not here to fuck spiders.

Danhausen on RAW 1000x better than the reveal.

How's it feel, now I'm the fuckboy?

SIRIUS! RAY CLAY!!

Upon bending over to clean up after Meadow, a sweatshirt drawstring glided across the top of a yet-to-be closed poop bag. So, if you're wondering, that's why I smell like dog crap.

By the way, how much did Chicago pony up?!? Cody at TILT, Punk & Lee at Skydeck, Kit & Truth at Second City!?! Best city ever, so I'm all about it, but DAMN.

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That may have been the dumbest (smartest, too?) week of radio in history.

Anyone else have the crying baby from "One Big Mob" stuck in their head?

Much easier to snap when you don’t have to bend.

Braves…

Ha! He yelled, "SHIT!!"

Loved it.

Olympic champion > Gold medalist

Too early to call “Çike Çike” the song of the summer?

Of course, when I get home and check it’s all Yuki, but I swear it was…yucky.