TedCruzSucks

Have trump and Bondi announced their engagement yet?

And has Melanoma moved in with the pool boy?

Canada and Italy won their respective pools in the WBC.
Let that sink in a few minutes.

As a baseball fan, I’m glad. Baseball too should be a global sport and though Canada has had a good and at times great MLB franchise, I love to see more countries embracing the sport.

“We make a lot of money” is the key quote.
That’s his fixation, no matter the reality

The Marshall Tucker Band "Can't You See" YouTube video by The Marshall Tucker Band

I bet you can't listen without gently rocking your head back and forth to the groove.
Prove me wrong.

It's always been a grift. He didn't think he'd win, now he's just trying to get rich and stay out of jail.
Nothing else matters.

GOAT meets GOAT

We have Mitch McConnell to thank for all this.

So many opportunities for a reply that could get me arrested by the secret service….

a baby girl is sitting on a couch with her eyes closed and making a funny face . ALT: a baby girl is sitting on a couch with her eyes closed and making a funny face .

Even the Bush presidencies weren’t this fucking exhausting, and they pretty much sucked.

You know the world is upside down when you find yourself agreeing with MTG and Rand Paul in the same week.

Has trump ended the Russian war against Ukraine yet?
He said he’d get that done immediately.

I’m 60 years old and have a pimple on my neck the feels the size of a kiwi.
WTAF is going on here??

Every fucking bit of this👇👇👇👇

He clearly found the Adderall storage at that particular pharmaceutical company.

Mango Mussolini also says "I wish they had more".
WTAF?

At least 98% of the people who used Fandango got their tickets...While they literally burned $24Mil

Exclusive: As many as 150 US troops wounded so far in Iran war, sources say As many as 150 U.S. troops have been wounded in the 10-day-old ​war with Iran, two people familiar with the matter told ‌Reuters on Tuesday.

In today's business.....I mean media world, we have to go out and find news we trust.

www.reuters.com/world/middle...

Of all the horrible people in the world, I can't think of one I despise more than the Fat Wolverine.

Such an underrated band, and Linda Perry, who I think has a great voice, also wrote for Christina Aguilera, Gwen Stefani, Pink, just to name a few.
Time to start a new playlist...

charlie brown is sitting at a desk in a classroom with his hands folded in prayer . ALT: charlie brown is sitting at a desk in a classroom with his hands folded in prayer .

At what point do his cabinet members turn him off?

Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away
Now it looks as though they're here to stay
Oh, I believe in yesterday
Suddenly, I'm not half the man I used to be
There's a shadow hanging over me
Oh, yesterday came suddenly
Why she had to go
I don't know, she wouldn't say
.....

again...

The Boston Red Sox are the best team in the WBC.

Thank you for your public service, and I would be remiss if I didn't tell you how much you and Michelle are respected and missed.

Ask a trump voter to explain how their life is better today than it was in 2024.

Remember, he hires all the best people.

Remember how he lied about how great the economy and gas prices were?
At my regular gas station prices are up $0.50 / gallon the last 3 days.
12-gallon tank - $6 per fill-up - 4.5 fill-ups per month = $27 month = $324 / year.
Because he had a feeling....

Does Noem get to keep her Coast Guard blankie?

Life was better with David Letterman on the air.
If you disagree, we’re throwing fists.