I buy asparagus just for the rubber bands.
12.03.2026 00:51
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I buy asparagus just for the rubber bands.
Fink
Forgot to wear a belt today, which became readily apparent walking through Wal-Mart
It’s a Von Bülow day — sunny but really cold.
In light of the Epstein files, Neil Sedaka’s (RIP) “Happy Birthday, Sweet Sixteen” is more than a little troubling
I don’t know about you but tonight I’m going to Wang Chung.
We never learn
I judge streaming services on how well they fast forward/reverse.
Hulu? Up your game.
Things I’d rather watch than the State of the Union:
1) Ishtar
2) A snuff movie
3) my colonoscopy
Winning gold is one thing.
Winning gold to “MacArthur Park” is quite another
#usa #usa #usa
I have an insatiable craving for buttermilk pancakes
Finally finished “Better Call Saul.”
Call me a heretic but it’s better than “Breaking Bad.”
My kingdom for a Snickerdoodle
How’d you like to be the Big Bopper? Everybody else in that plane got a movie
The Brits do it the best
The winter itch?
Another of the season’s little gifts.
Death of a thousand cuts. #superbowl
Particularly clumpy litter box.
Had to use my spatula.
The only thing that should be named after Trump is an STD
punchbowl.news/article/whit...
Lyrics of Kid Rock, performer at the TPUSA halftime show: “Young ladies, young ladies, I like 'em underage, see Some say that's statutory (But I say it's mandatory)”
No wonder Trump loves him
Saw “The Wall” on my YouTube TV.
It’s a fucking game show.
Deep cleaning the kitchen on a Sunday morning, and I asked Alexa to play Neil Diamond.
What have I become?
I love to ski.
I also have a deep fear of a broken femur.
My Achilles heel? Hotel sausage
Look for someone who has the #2 best-seller
I like any food that’s dredged.
I met Bob once. He was doing a book signing in Boston, the day after a killer show at the Boston Garden.
I said “Hey Bob, thanks for playing ‘Black Throated Wind’” last night.”
He looked up at me….and blew his nose.
Been there
