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Author Noelle Alexandria

@noellealexandria

Writer of 1930s mob fiction. Flier of airplanes. Kicker of asses. Hater of AI and Trump. She/her

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Of course. He’s a racist POS.

29.11.2025 03:02 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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So I suppose I need to be sharing this more. I suck at book promotion, but if you like mob romances where he actually does bad stuff and she actually goes through real stuff, this is for you.

24.10.2025 16:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s also no coincidence that he’s tearing down the side long associated with women.

24.10.2025 16:57 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

He’s suck a disgusting sack of shit.

24.10.2025 16:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

2/2 Send me a message, comment below, contact me through my site, whatever, since I would LOVE to start author spotlights on my blog again. It’s small right now, but it’s something, and NO, this isn’t one of those β€œpay me” fuckposts. Authors boost authors.

14.09.2025 01:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Indie authors who are anti-Nazi and anti-AI:

What we used to do back in MY day (shakes 2012-cane) was blog tours and author spotlights to help amplify reach. I would like to do that again with my current blog, no matter how new you are. 1/2

14.09.2025 01:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Jesus fucking Christ, is she TRYING to be the worst person?

12.09.2025 23:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks! I’ve never seen any good reason to pick and stick with one genre. It’s fun doing different things, developing different types of voices, and adapting. Last week, I was hit in the middle of the night with a new romantasy. But it’s so important to me. It’s like breathing. I NEED to write.

07.09.2025 04:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Join My Beta-ARC-Street Team! – Author Noelle Alexandria

Joing my ARC/beta/street team! You can choose which upcoming #books you’re interested in. I’ve got 1920s/1930s dark mafia romance, contemporary #romance, and #romantasy, all coming up! Revising my way through a decade’s worth of manuscripts. So a lot coming up! #booksky #πŸ“šπŸŒΆοΈ #πŸ“šβ³

07.09.2025 04:52 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Can he hurry up and die already?

05.09.2025 19:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Just finished the final-unless-there-a-major-issue-or-easy-to-fix-issue of Sincerely, Serafina. πŸ˜€ And…uh…the rescue chapter got a whole lot more intense. This book will have a bunch of content warnings. But I actually think it’s my favorite book to date.

#booksky #books #writing

05.09.2025 11:06 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ever do some editing when you’re dead tired and words are swimming before your eyes, but you want to get juuuuuust a little more done, then, when you wake up, you wonder WTF you did?

Me too, darlings. Me too.

#bookskyπŸ“š #booksky

31.08.2025 01:43 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Getting harassed for writing Sincerely, Serafina, a book about a woman who, among other things, gets harassed for trying to get a book published, is πŸ’‹πŸ€Œ. Can’t make this up.

Standalone. Original. 🌢️ 🌢️ 🌢️ 🌢️

Receipts posted on my blog. www.noellealexandria.com

Out October 2025.

#booksky #books

17.08.2025 09:26 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Join my treet team! www.noellealexandria.com/join-beta-re...

Serafina Silvano loves her quiet life until mob boss Francesco Romano asks her to be his pretend girlfriend. It’s only for weeks…until his touch feels real and another predator sets his sights on her.

October 2025

🌢️🌢️🌢️🌢️

#books #booksky

15.08.2025 05:27 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I saw that we just missed it, but are planning for next year. Is it the same time each year

07.07.2025 21:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

You know, it’s better to read 5 books at a pace where you have time to reflect on then than to read 100 books at a pace so fast you don’t recall what happened five minutes after you finish.

07.07.2025 10:08 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

3/3 that I don’t know how it’s not a household name and resource when it should be. I know a lot of teens who could use the info here, and parents who can safely use it as a trusted source for the things we can get in legal hot water for telling our kids about. I’m sharing and want to volunteer.

05.07.2025 01:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

2/3 worry about if I could end up in legal hot water for how much I tell my daughter, but also don’t want to beat around the proverbial bush when she told me that she’s not sure what to do about her hormones. I just found your website, and found some links, and honestly, your site is so amazing

05.07.2025 01:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I just found your page and want to cry. I’m actually a mom. My daughter’s 15. We canβ€”and doβ€”talk about pretty much everything. But there are things that can get parents in trouble, like talking very with our teens about certain things, like self-love when their hormones go wild. I hate having to 1/3

05.07.2025 01:29 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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To AI-β€œwriters”:

PLEASE try keeping your backward and broken limbs and backward heads to a max of three total, m’kay? Also, proof read the blurb. If you can’t even be bothered to pay attention to the cover…

I’m so tired of this slop.

#booksky #writing #books #iceskating #ai #aislop #writers

30.06.2025 05:05 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Oh! I am at a place!! Been trying to #write, but the #SantaCruz #Boardwalk calls to me.

#BoardWalkVibes #California #NativeCalifornian

20.06.2025 20:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So discouraged.

14.05.2025 02:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A plurality of hours without stepping foot off the ice has me achy today.

07.05.2025 15:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I admit only reading parts of these books. I don’t have time to read the ones that are so bad.

03.05.2025 17:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Apparently the sex scenes are okay, and it’s nice that she’s not disrespected for her condition, but everything else is eying with what Kris refers to as Murder College due to how often people die. Have you checked out Lightlark? That one is worse.

03.05.2025 17:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And I did talk with her about how I was feeling, to show her that frustration happens sometimes. I won’t tell her to do what I won’t do. So…I went back to the Friday night public skate, and it went much better. :D I’m feeling it now, though. Three or four hours today.

03.05.2025 05:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I learned long ago to not trust Goodreads. I was on it when a lot of brigading was going on in about 2012/2013, where bad books were being inflated by fans of crap people and books by others were tanked by said-fans.

Have you ever heard of Crimson Rouge? His Fourth Wing review is amazing.

03.05.2025 05:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

One of those #figureskating days where my confidence is so low that I’d quit if my daughter wouldn’t ask why. But she would, and I’d have to tell her I’m frustrated and don’t think I can do it, and she’d tell me I wouldn’t let her quit when she felt that way about ballet. So…second session today.

03.05.2025 02:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve read a lot of books with high star ratings that I don’t understand, books that are just fine. Okay enough to read, not good enough to remember three minutes later.

03.05.2025 02:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Twitter used to not even allow deleting posts. Then they started allowing that, then started allowing editing. I’ll give BlueSky some time and a lot of leeway for not being that cesspit.

01.05.2025 22:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0