Muchos años después, frente al pelotón de fusilamiento, el coronel Aureliano Buendía había de recordar aquella tarde remota en que su padre lo llevó a conocer las papas Margarita de pollo.
fuck my stupid tranny life
but other than that, I feel pretty good right now
bringing van Gogh to the present and making him listen to a fake podcast about his bedroom window
[dr youtuber] jesse should have looked for an organ donor card
Will the Right Honourable Gentleman act to reschedule titty skittles and 'boy dinner' as class A drugs?
John Entertainment "Cleese" Cheese
Welcome to the House of Elrond, Elrond's House.
pro tip: if your political party isn't working you can blow into the cartridge to reset it
TIL that in the US there's a "Mexican" food chain founded by a Chilean drug lord named Gus. I'd like you all to guess what the name of said chain is. Do not spoil it if you know.
have we considered the possibility that Paddington knew what he was doing
They say you die three times. Once when you change your name. Twice when you're brutally murdered. And third when an MP says your name for the last time to promote their pet cause.
I often wonder what I could be doing with my life if I didn't routinely sleep for 14 hours in a row. That's 6 hours I could have spent doomscrolling
I can fix him (I'm Regret)
I haven't really noticed a difference in how people treat me except for the terms they use for me
none of the contestants recognised Boo Radley's heroic act. good for him
Coming soon - the limited edition '17 WW1 Trench Knife®. 'More useful than a gun in close quarters.' While stocks last.
they'll be 90% of the population in July
he's heard of Interstellar so he knows that time moves slower in space
his ambition to one day settle Mars appears to have taken a back seat for a rather nearer and more achievable goal – sending humans to live on the Planet of the Apes
this poll was taken before his skillful media performances
ever since I was a small child, my dream was to someday resign in disgrace
MPs say the PM is 'existentially rattled' and is posting outside the designated venting channels.
a woman from Dilbert
what's your bertsona? mine is Marinabert. she works in an office
apparently there's one comedian who only makes 'I hate my (trans) wife' jokes
why not extend the franchise to the house of lords as well? not very democratic if 50% of the population are silenced
spoilers but this was the main reason he lost
carbonara x2
remember the alamy
so you'd let Mecha Sonic win?
historians will really argue that these galli, castrated priests who insisted they were women, weren't essentially just trans women
