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Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing except, "I have friends everywhere." (Statements of fact here are just as likely to be satire. Don't be a fool—check your sources.)

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I recall the dumbest, most irresponsible kids in the neighborhood were the ones who somehow got their hands on the biggest stash of fireworks. Didn't change much in adulthood, it would seem.

12.03.2026 23:31 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

True servant leadership, indeed.

12.03.2026 22:59 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Soundtrack by Vampire Weekend

12.03.2026 16:17 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

DJT has a different take on what "love" means. "And when you're a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab 'em by the Pharisee. You can do anything."

11.03.2026 20:25 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Aren't uniforms supposed to be, um, "uniform"?!

11.03.2026 19:58 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It's not about a filter. It's really just shit.

11.03.2026 15:57 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

And the worker has a real jerk of a boss, I bet.

11.03.2026 15:09 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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11.03.2026 13:51 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

George

11.03.2026 00:00 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Trump is that bratty troublemaking kid who rides up to the tree fort in a golf cart, chucks stones at the hornets nest nearby, scoots away to a safe distance, then stakes a claim to the entire treehouse after the other kids get stung and run away.

09.03.2026 12:42 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"They drop bigger and bigger bombs on the nation until it breaks, them they weigh their options and rebuild the nation."

09.03.2026 02:05 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I wonder if they still accept subscriptions from the number in their ancient TV jingle: "One, Eight Hundred, Four Four One, Oh Four Four Four."

09.03.2026 02:02 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You escalate until you've secured the next domestic election cycle.

09.03.2026 01:59 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

This entire administration is such a malignant cancerous mess, so they're now trying chemo sabe.

06.03.2026 18:26 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Put the Pledge of Allegiance back the way it was originally.

06.03.2026 00:22 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"Please, Master, just one more trip to the Mile High Club before I am let go...?"

05.03.2026 19:43 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

She got all of the professional courtesy she deserved.

05.03.2026 19:41 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Different dog, same fleas.

05.03.2026 19:41 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

No corporation should be allowed to "win" a no-bid contract if it was incorporated within the last month.

05.03.2026 19:03 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Eagerly awaiting the White House presser where DJT declared himself "Acting President of Iran" any minute now.

05.03.2026 17:11 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'm about to declare "targeted, limited combat operations" against a chicken sandwich.

05.03.2026 16:32 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"My worse-is-better is better than your worse-is-better because I'm better at being worser!" —Larry Wall

05.03.2026 14:50 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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04.03.2026 22:53 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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I recall the dumbest, most irresponsible kids in the neighborhood were the ones who somehow got their hands on the biggest stash of fireworks. Didn't change much in adulthood, it would seem.

04.03.2026 21:14 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You can always count on the richest man on the planet to do the most immoral thing possible. After all, that's the only way to become the richest man on the planet

04.03.2026 20:20 👍 11 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

With this administration, when you follow the money, you don't need to go very far.

04.03.2026 01:57 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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04.03.2026 00:44 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Missiles and bombs can only destroy physical things. They are fighting a material war against a spiritual ideology, which will fail.

04.03.2026 00:40 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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04.03.2026 00:23 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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