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NBC News poll Voters hold negative views of Al. In fact, the only topics less popular in the survey were the Democratic Party and Iran.

Truly a perfect news alert

You’ve heard of blameless postmortems, well now get ready for blameful bug bounty! Whoever shipped the code with the vuln is responsible for paying the bounty. Solve devs hardcoding creds with this one simple trick!

reminded of my most dad coded political opinion which is that we need a universal Naps and Lil Snacks For All program

Probably my number one friend purchase, tbh. Is there anything better than someone saying "I saw this and thought of you" and it is a sticker that is exactly your personal brand of unhinged?

and if you can't afford masks/tests there are lots of mask blocs distributing them for free. mask up and stay healthy pals 😷 maskbloc.org

oh no oh jeez oh sheesh I think I've been nerdsniped 😳

If anyone is wondering, I will not be at RSA. And god willing I won't be at RSA next year either, nor the year after that, nor the year after that, nor the year after that, nor the year after that, nor the year after that, nor the year after that, nor the year after that, nor the year after that, no

If you see a message from “Signal Support Bot”, no you didn’t

My monkey brain still fears the quickshifter. But every time I’ve wanted it, it’s been down tbh. Alas, a year too soon!

NO NO NO YOU DON’T

GUYS LET ME PLEASE SPREAD THE GOSPEL OF FREE TAX USA

federal is free, state is $16, handles even my chaotic freelancer taxes just fine, same step-by-step “designed for normies” kind of interface as TurboTax but NOT EVIL

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The funny thing is that it’s actually very quiet, from a sound perspective, so I guess that’s why they had to go wild with the green, to be loud in some other way

A Kawasaki ZX-6R sport motorcycle is pulled into a parking spot off the side of the road in a redwood grove. The bike is done up in Kawasaki’s Ninja 40th anniversary livery—vibrant signature green, white, and rich blue accents. The wheels are Kawasaki green as well. It’s not a subtle bike. It looks as sexy, fast, and fun as it is, which is to say EXTREMELY. It’s an incredibly good motorcycle.

Not to go being all vulnerable on main but I’m gonna go ahead and say it—motorcycles are extremely good.

All this AND it's spring forward? I'm not emotionally equipped for this.

I always forget how exhausting teaching beginner aerials class is—I’m doing a lot of fully holding, lifting, positioning my students, plus SO. MANY. demos of moves. I absolutely love it, but oh my god my body is wiped out, and every time I’m surprised 😅

Yeah my regular seats are at the very front of the second balcony, so they’re far but unobstructed. And cheap. I love them. Though I learned tonight the orchestra has cup holders! I have to just carefully juggle my cup! Rude 🤣

Carbs intimidate me, but I respect it 😅

i am not generally a "go through the hoops to write a comment I don't think will really be read" kind of guy, but for a plan THIS bad, by a guy I hate THIS much... I'll make the exception

Holy shit the spelling is correct SINGULARITY IS UPON US holy balls

Is it cow or is it devil 🧐 either way, I fear the power it wields by wielding tools

Good news everyone I’m too short for the luxury seating. While I might be further away in the nosebleeds, I’m also 🆙 and can see. Orchestra seating is way too level; I couldn’t see around the heads in front of me. Still a phenomenal time, SF Ballet remains a bargain and a blast. Go see them!

Where are the tools, Fred. That’s just COW. Or are you slandering that innocent cow, suggesting they themselves are the tool?

When I worked for a university and got classes for free, I took an urban planning class because neat! Learning! And this was legit my biggest takeaway. There was so much emphasis on human-centered design and how that means accessibility, and vice versa. Literally changed how I perceive the world.

Even cis straight men can occasionally deserve a glimpse of heaven tho

There’s a mechanic at the local Duc etc shop who dailies one of those, year round, all the weather… he’s on his second after passing 100k miles on the first. I think I love him?

this is like

the thesis statement of our times

Due to dog urgent vet visit (he’s fine, expensively) I had to move my ballet tickets to tonight, and they put me in the orchestra (I’m usually in the highest balcony nosebleeds). And uuuhhhh wtf this is amazing??? I hope I’m not ruined forever by this luxury.

Hegseth needs to stand trial after this as a war criminal. Between this attack and the girls' school, there's no ambiguity. He is responsible for mass murder and must be held accountable.

See that’s the good shit!!

look ima need white people to stop explaining to me that every white dude is prone to get obvious Nazi tattoos in their 20s. the shit is not true. I know plenty of white military dudes who didnt get Nazi tattoos. This is not a widespread phenomenon.

Honestly even then we deserve better 😅