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@jadehorror

[Jade, 30, they/she, white] XIV crime supplier, no thoughts many interests. #jademods Technically a personal account, so youre getting all the shit all the time Icon by Flanvii jadehorror.carrd.co

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also you want my HOT TAKE on why stardew shouldnt have just meat slapped on

because no one raises dairy cows and egg laying chickens for meat. they get steers and meat chickens!!!!
and my pigs are pulling up fucking iridium truffles! thats more valuable than bacon!!

10.03.2026 15:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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i need everyone to know these are because stardew doesnt give you the option to kill farm animals for meat

10.03.2026 15:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Fanart illustration of Hatsune Miku inspired by Yoneyama Mai's Muse of Creation design!

Fanart illustration of Hatsune Miku inspired by Yoneyama Mai's Muse of Creation design!

39 โ™ชโ™ฌ What's your favourite song?

#hatsunemiku #ๅˆ้ŸณใƒŸใ‚ฏ #art #ใƒŸใ‚ฏใฎๆ—ฅ2026

09.03.2026 15:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 320 ๐Ÿ” 94 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

my biggest brag remains that neither me nor my partner have ever gotten covid lmao

80% luck and 20% homebody lifestyle

10.03.2026 12:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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"It's time to go, Mistress Tataru. . ."

10.03.2026 07:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 452 ๐Ÿ” 202 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 37 ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

NO NO NO YOU DONโ€™T

GUYS LET ME PLEASE SPREAD THE GOSPEL OF FREE TAX USA

federal is free, state is $16, handles even my chaotic freelancer taxes just fine, same step-by-step โ€œdesigned for normiesโ€ kind of interface as TurboTax but NOT EVIL

tell everyone you know

www.freetaxusa.com

09.03.2026 01:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 12454 ๐Ÿ” 7547 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13 ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
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07.03.2026 18:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 634 ๐Ÿ” 310 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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08.03.2026 23:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 4576 ๐Ÿ” 1803 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 19 ๐Ÿ“Œ 80
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09.03.2026 00:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 396 ๐Ÿ” 176 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

my own one,,

hrothgar make hrothgar make condom

29.01.2026 15:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 1031 ๐Ÿ” 318 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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ใ‚ฎใƒ‰ใ‚ตใƒณ

08.03.2026 21:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 366 ๐Ÿ” 200 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
don't call them beast tribes bro!

don't call them beast tribes bro!

08.03.2026 19:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 720 ๐Ÿ” 324 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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๐ŸŒฑ sharing is caring
โ€” hempen sets for vanilla bodied fem talls!
#gaelicatmods #ffxivmods #xivmodcreate
โ‹† heliosphere

08.03.2026 16:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 291 ๐Ÿ” 127 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Okay adjust it to make the selen png's bigger

08.03.2026 04:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Stars warmth

#StarryLizard | #ReShade | #gposers | #astershade | #jademods | #juneglams | #Au_Ra

08.03.2026 02:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 42 ๐Ÿ” 8 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

my stylist did soooo fucking good im in love but im also SO TIRED MAN im SO SLEEPY

07.03.2026 01:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

my hair is soooo cute rn but i hate posting selfies so just imagine a frog with a sick ass orange peekaboo dye

07.03.2026 01:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It is so weird when younger people think that getting older means ceasing social participation

This is also why so many of you fear aging. You think that you will be forced away from life and society

06.03.2026 03:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 1821 ๐Ÿ” 520 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

One of the things I'm like. Struggling to word. And I've been talking to friends about in VC is like. There is so much nuance to orientalism and the issues with the new outfits that a lot of people aren't. Really understanding.

06.03.2026 06:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 270 ๐Ÿ” 128 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"orientalism is fine if the company is japanese"
STARES DIRECTLY INTO THE CAMERA

06.03.2026 15:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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i just felt my eye twitch in the most PAINFUL POSSIBLE WAY
ACTUALLY THATS WORSE DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW THATS WORSE?

06.03.2026 15:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

since orientalism is being discussed in xiv circles yet again i'm urging you to read "Restarting Orientalism" by Wael B. Hallaq. It is available online for free

traditionalhikma.com/wp-content/u...

06.03.2026 11:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 144 ๐Ÿ” 107 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Wow I should have gotten at least a nomination for a nobel peace prize for this post

04.03.2026 01:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 1736 ๐Ÿ” 594 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 9
kill the imposter syndrome in you head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they're also using chat gpt to do it

kill the imposter syndrome in you head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they're also using chat gpt to do it

Anyways.

05.03.2026 11:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 26078 ๐Ÿ” 10217 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 74 ๐Ÿ“Œ 200
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#ffxiv

05.03.2026 01:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 1100 ๐Ÿ” 514 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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05.03.2026 02:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 537 ๐Ÿ” 209 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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i keep opening my work email and fucking losing it at my bosses response to my appendix being stolen

04.03.2026 15:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Will smith doing the tada pose at a copy of Edward Said's Orientalism book.

Will smith doing the tada pose at a copy of Edward Said's Orientalism book.

I made this image years ago and I think I should share it

04.03.2026 12:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 73 ๐Ÿ” 48 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Also im using this as a thread to throw down my middle eastern inspired mashups

(also middle east, MENA, SWANA, whatever u use most people are familiar w middle east)

04.03.2026 00:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 397 ๐Ÿ” 296 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

"hi google my tummy is bad rn. could it be because of the painkillers bc im barely eating so that shouldnt be a problem"
"CALL THIS NUMBER FOR ADDICTION ISSUES. UR AN ADDICT. EVERYTHING IS THE PAINKILLERS FAULT AND UR GONNA DIE"
"okay thank u"

04.03.2026 04:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0