Patrick

I think you get egg roll with that.

We may be about to have issues with the sustainability of our industrial food supply system. Your food is fertilized with petro chems. Wrapped in petro chems. Protected from pests by petro chems. Delivered, largely, by petro chems.

And food workers are afraid to go to work.

Today, Michelle and I are proud to announce that we will be hosting the dedication ceremony for the Obama Presidential Center on June 18th in Chicago, and welcoming the public on June 19th.

We can’t wait for you to visit. Go to obama.org to learn more.

At a restaurant, in a previous lifetime, we would whisk a little hollandaise into the mornay with the spinach and run it under the broiler . 😁

Who’s a nuclear power? Pakistan!

I tend to use the warming drawer a lot, and use warm-hot plates.

2026 JD Vance: “No sacrifice is too great to make for the Fatherland!”

I guess if you don’t care if you put heroin in your body you don’t care if you put cholesterol in your body.

"Holy shit, did WE ever make the right decision" - The US Women's Hockey Team

Your anger is delicious. 😁

32 state legislatures, including 28 states with a GOP Governor too.

@itenerantpedant.com

“I bet forty percent of the country wouldn't mind firing up the ovens as long as the smokestacks are blowing downwind.” James Lee Burke, A Private Cathedral

Dear Humans,

Remember how awesome Zohran Mamdani’s campaign was? How effortlessly he destroyed his opponents whilst unapologetically championing his ideas? You can have the same thing for the presidential election if you have the courage to nominate AOC.

Please 🙏

God

Short term, medium term, long term: We have to stop funding ICE. Period.

#stopICE

We are entering the “falling out of windows” phase.

Special guest appearance by..

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