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I’ll die on this hill…..
That refereeing performance was poor at best, c*ntish at worst.
Surmising the latter.!
Tough gig anyway, but with a serial c@nt in your VAR ear as well, they nearly managed to suck the joy out of our performance tonight.
I bet MadDog was in his ear outside the ref room!

04.03.2026 23:08 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Pen was given 48:10. Already 10secs over the minimum 3 added. Converted dead on 50:00, so 1min and 50 seconds.
How in all that’s Holy has he found another 4mins??
Embarrassing.

04.03.2026 21:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Or almond-flavoured sex toys!

04.03.2026 21:18 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Peter Wankes and Paul Tierney are the Laurel and Hardy of PGMOL! #nufc

04.03.2026 21:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You just couldn’t β€˜Th-wait’ could you?! πŸ™ˆ

24.02.2026 18:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So all this bollox about #nufc felt that BDB β€˜may have’ been pushed into an offside position…….!
No β€˜may have’ about it. Clear as day.

22.02.2026 09:50 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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16.02.2026 07:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€˜Have you been on your break yet?’

14.02.2026 07:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Much as it pains me to say it, I think I would be in MTG’s corner!

12.02.2026 11:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Ever since Chump threw MTG under the bus, I often wonder what a tear up between this evil specimen and her would look like!
We could call it The Aeroplane blonde wars!!

11.02.2026 20:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Ah 1066, the last time this bellend combed his hair and had a good wash! Sanctimonious Spunkonion!

11.02.2026 20:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again.
#Pinks #ProudBlue

05.02.2026 11:50 πŸ‘ 32285 πŸ” 13859 πŸ’¬ 589 πŸ“Œ 1595

I’ve sat on my hands a few times at Shite Fart Lane!!
Mind you, in the home end they do a cracking Butternut Squash, Spinach and Sweet Potato Spursie Pie!
Spursie cos it’s made with flaky pastry!! 🀣🀣

03.02.2026 18:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My wife got 2 cinema tickets for Melania yesterday.
While walking the dog this morning, I ceremoniously nailed mine to a tree!
Went back tonight and someone has nicked the nail!!!

30.01.2026 17:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Cllr Otto Mann!! πŸ™ˆ

21.01.2026 19:23 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve added it to my ongoing claim, lodged after staying up to watch The Ashes!

18.01.2026 17:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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18.01.2026 16:18 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Humour me…. If Gyokeres doesn’t withdraw his knee it deflects into the goal off him. However the act of withdrawing said knee isn’t deemed going active!
This in comparison with the farce that arose out of Haaland/Thiaw smacks a little bit of double standards!

14.01.2026 20:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I wasn’t up with the Trafford boo boys tonight, but jealousy gets you nowhere fellas!
His footwork for the Wissa header save, and the distance he gets kicking off the floor is streets ahead of Popey. It wasn’t a bad volley technique either!

13.01.2026 22:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you!
Right under the lino an aal!

13.01.2026 22:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

2-0 is always a dangerous lead.
Next goal wins…!
BDB hat trick!!

13.01.2026 22:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Clinical as well as cynical. I’m sorry, but some of those early fouls going unpunished, particularly on Hall, and then the cards dished out to Sandro and Trips was laughable.

13.01.2026 22:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Wissa mate, what the actual fuck are you about tonight?

13.01.2026 21:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Have you seen the queues around the shops at the ground and at the Metro Centre?!?!
Everybody’s ganna look the same the neet mind! 🀣🀣

13.01.2026 11:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That’s Newcastle. DMU waiting in the background will probably be for Carlisle.

11.01.2026 21:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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11.01.2026 12:22 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I just followed a Keith Downie #nufc link about Fab’s ankle. Unfortunately it took me to the festering grokspot.
Within 4 posts it reminded me why I left. What an absolute cesspit!

09.01.2026 17:16 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Mary, Mungo and Midge!

09.01.2026 17:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Dear Newcastle United,
Please can I apply for this man’s stewarding role.
He is clearly a Mackem, or some other form of imposter.
Either replace him, or remind him that if he was that up-close-and-personal after that, he should at least have a fucking smile on his face! #nufc

08.01.2026 13:51 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The noise when that went in was insane!
Just hope Brenda 3 seats down was hanging her head in shame on Barrack Road after leaving on 95 minutes!

07.01.2026 23:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0