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me and bangs. never do i have such a perfect middle part than when i’m walking down the street on day 3

25.02.2026 03:09 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

NYP gonna NYP man

19.02.2026 17:00 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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They still can cook on X The Everything App

11.02.2026 00:22 👍 6032 🔁 659 💬 30 📌 13

There's no way in hell she walked out of that courtroom thinking she'd still have a job.

04.02.2026 22:13 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

I'm a lawyer and I'm not cringing. I think Daniel's take is harsh; this girl had a total breakdown in court and openly accused ICE and DHS of not knowing anything and refusing to cooperate with what they're told.

04.02.2026 22:12 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

hey man you are a super cool follow and this isn't me telling, just asking: do you need a doomscroll check?

i am sure this will come off as patronizing and parasocial when i don't at all mean it to, but i think we all could use a doomscroll check sometimes (including myself, right now)

29.01.2026 22:08 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

nah not really due to their status as state actors (however illegitimate they might be), but their actions are a lot closer than rittenhouse's

26.01.2026 19:36 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

no he wasn't. domestic terrorism has a very specific definition. rittenhouse was a creepy little asshole who went there to stir up trouble and probably should have been convicted, but please let's not muddy the term "domestic terrorist" anymore than the trump admin already has.

26.01.2026 19:06 👍 16 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

as of now, the NRA is also demanding investigation and criticizing posts that imply Pretti didn't have a right to be armed

25.01.2026 18:39 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

no one will mourn you when you die

24.01.2026 19:41 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

what a dumb ass decade that was

23.01.2026 06:42 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

In case it isn't clear from the story lmao my friends were super not 21

22.01.2026 15:43 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

(The 50-p video that I was in didn't win but was so elaborate MS collab'd with MTV to film us filming. Big crew, some MS and MTV people, and my strongest memory of it is some camera guys trying to goad me into unbuttoning a shirt button and acting sexy for MTV ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ i was 17)

the 00s were fun

22.01.2026 15:42 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

My friend submitted two: a 6-person video, and a 50-person video that I was in.

The 6-person vid won. They flew my rural TN friends out to LA and took them to parties and clubs with a shit ton of booze and coke, and a handler had to rescue one of them from drunkenly getting into a club rando's car.

22.01.2026 15:40 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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The Beginning is Nigh—Microsoft Reveals True Nature of “Hex 168” Online Contest and Secret Xbox 360 Launch Event "Some of These Things are Not Like The Others. Some of You People Are Not Like the Others."

I have a wild one I was personally involved in. Before the 360 launch, Microsoft held this photo and filmmaking contest where you submitted vaguely themed entries for a chance to win a 3-day trip to LA and go to a massive 360 industry launch party.

www.gamesindustry.biz/the-beginnin...

22.01.2026 15:32 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

God, dude, remember when you were cool? Then remember how like 25 members of Congress are over 80 years old?

22.01.2026 15:04 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

bro you eat a can of tuna a day and you are getting mercury poisoning. it doesn't take that much.

17.01.2026 23:22 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

gen x has got to go, sorry everyone

14.01.2026 00:06 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ah yes I can think of nothing more that Ron Eightyfirstandriverside wants more than to smell that fresh prairie air every day ☺️

13.01.2026 18:35 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

been a rough few days but my heart is warmed now

13.01.2026 16:25 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

(if i sound snippy i'm not, i just hate to see this happen. thank you for all you've done)

22.12.2025 01:28 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

elendraug also posted simple scripts that can be adapted to speak to someone that do not require asking a hospital professional to look at a twitter account, which isn't going to help much and might get you ignored by the wrong type of person

22.12.2025 01:23 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

ang and elendraug both posted links with phone numbers and emails for UC Davis and Stanford's 24-hour guest services lines.

i remain a bit baffled that no one will just call an uber and go to the stanford or davis emergency center.

22.12.2025 01:21 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

ang blocked me, so i can't see their responses, but i hope you can take some solace in your efforts and compassion for both ang and sasha. i hope this story can have a happy ending.

21.12.2025 20:32 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i'm not criticizing you or assuming you haven't been burning yourself at both ends and working desperately to save sasha. i know you are. i know you've advocated hard to her uncaring doctors

i'm not your enemy, i'm trying to give you necessary resources and advice on navigating a complicated system

21.12.2025 20:07 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i am a lawyer. helping on a case by case basis are what my profession is specifically designed to do.

you aren't trying to change the system, you're trying to save someone you love dearly. she's being wronged by the system and needs someone to punch through it. please, please, please call a lawyer

21.12.2025 20:03 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i'm not saying don't try to go viral, i'm saying you can't rely on it. virality is a mechanism that can help but it isn't the answer itself. you can raise 100k but none of those ppl who donate can call the lawyer or doctor for you.

i'm sorry you think i don't care. i do, very much. my heart breaks.

21.12.2025 20:00 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

have you called the doctor elendraug linked to you?

21.12.2025 19:55 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i can tell you with absolute certainty that it would make things worse on the legal front.

21.12.2025 19:10 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

exactly.

you simply you cannot rely on strangers here. medical treatment and legal advice are two of the most privacy protected activities out there. lawyers and doctors CANNOT help strangers on your behalf.

we're here to help provide resources, but you have to make these calls. YOU.

21.12.2025 19:08 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0