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i have never been at a smaller concert where four people have passed out. imho twigs and her team should’ve picked a well ventilated indoor venue because it’s too goddamn hot in miami tonight.

15.03.2026 02:44 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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getting put on a swiftie blocklist really pisses me off when i criticize her often

and the person who made the list is inactive and used a bot to make the list

09.03.2026 18:41 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

and fuck science idc i love what it’s done but i don’t like it

05.03.2026 21:43 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i won’t binge science because i have enough math knowledge to make up for it

05.03.2026 21:42 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

it doesn’t help that said straight white man was a man i had a crush on a while back and recently he pissed me off by being so…entitled and like shoving himself into groups.

05.03.2026 21:42 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

i know that i shouldn’t let what people think of me get to me but being told a straight white man i know is smarter than me is enough to get me to wrack my brain with an insane amount of extra knowledge.

everyone should be scared i am going to literally binge history and sociology books

05.03.2026 21:41 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

wtf is wrong with these people

04.03.2026 01:58 👍 130 🔁 15 💬 8 📌 0

I will not vote for Gavin Newsom.

I will not vote for Gavin Newsom.

I will not vote for Gavin Newsom.

I will not vote for Gavin Newsom.

I will not vote for Gavin Newsom.

Reskeet, plz!

02.03.2026 01:28 👍 239 🔁 75 💬 63 📌 7

Establishment Democrats aren't against Iran bombing, they're just pouting about not being asked.

01.03.2026 14:17 👍 356 🔁 54 💬 14 📌 4

also nothing will help you be not disgusted by a man hitting on you (he's a nice and good looking guy i'm just lowkey a misandrist) like having cbd in your body.

02.03.2026 01:27 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

took cbd to help with my anxiety, now i'm so calm i'm catching up with all the messages.

turns out what doesn't help with anxiety though is answering everyone at the same time because then...EVERYONE messages you back

but i will be taking another cbd gummy to combat that

02.03.2026 01:25 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
I hope you aren’t drunk and took your staff’s advice, Rashida and I don’t know this man and feel confident he didn’t care about us. Please restrain from drinking too much as you have been warned from your staff and stay off social media when you are drunk. I pray in his holy month you find peace and respect for your self,

I hope you aren’t drunk and took your staff’s advice, Rashida and I don’t know this man and feel confident he didn’t care about us. Please restrain from drinking too much as you have been warned from your staff and stay off social media when you are drunk. I pray in his holy month you find peace and respect for your self,

uhhh oh my god

01.03.2026 08:39 👍 26021 🔁 4726 💬 573 📌 482
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they’re slutting him tf out 😭

01.03.2026 05:58 👍 154 🔁 28 💬 6 📌 4

LEAKED: First attack ad against Kat Abughazaleh

28.02.2026 18:43 👍 2686 🔁 525 💬 108 📌 50

y’all it’s time i develop a gym crush like a normal person

28.02.2026 17:52 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This is a Nazi move. Stripping people of rights, invalidating their IDs, setting them up for criminalization and imprisonment.

If you don't support trans rights, you support fascism.

26.02.2026 05:18 👍 8289 🔁 4023 💬 8 📌 44

well there goes my hbo max 😔

26.02.2026 23:13 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

this is so sad lmfaoooooo

26.02.2026 23:11 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

once again no weapon formed against megan shall prosper!!!

26.02.2026 17:03 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

trans folks and allies were shouting from the rooftops that it was never about protecting children!!!!!

it’s about completely remove all protections!!!!

as pessimistic as it sounds, it will not end with driver’s licenses!!!

26.02.2026 13:34 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

People insisting Newsom is the only Dem presidential candidate when election is over two years from now are really telling on themselves.

26.02.2026 02:33 👍 158 🔁 8 💬 21 📌 0
Sydney Sweeney. Hello dear reader! Did you know alt text helps people who are blind, have low vision, or struggle to interpret images access essential meaning when visuals aren’t usable? Also, it’s great for jokes! I know full well who the person is in the photo, and that I've added the bio of a different person entirely. It's a gag about people having a vaguely similar name, which I can mix up in a comedic way. Some people hate these, but I hope you enjoy it!

Sydney Sweeney. Hello dear reader! Did you know alt text helps people who are blind, have low vision, or struggle to interpret images access essential meaning when visuals aren’t usable? Also, it’s great for jokes! I know full well who the person is in the photo, and that I've added the bio of a different person entirely. It's a gag about people having a vaguely similar name, which I can mix up in a comedic way. Some people hate these, but I hope you enjoy it!

Sidney Poitier was a pioneering Bahamian‑American actor, director, activist, and diplomat. Born in 1927, he became the first Black performer to win the Best Actor Oscar in 1964, reshaping Hollywood with dignified, barrier‑breaking roles and lasting cultural influence.

22.02.2026 18:37 👍 584 🔁 47 💬 151 📌 14

somebody’s stoned at this publix and it isn’t me!!!! :(

23.02.2026 00:03 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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“Happy Connor Storrie day 🎂”

via interviewmag

22.02.2026 15:54 👍 276 🔁 58 💬 0 📌 34

KNOCKING ON MY DOOR ON MY DAY OFF TO TRY TO TALK TO ME ABOUT GOD….

I FULLY SAID “I’M GOOD THANK YOU SO MUCH” AND IMMEDIATELY SHUT THE DOOR

22.02.2026 15:35 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

the pro-life party, ladies and gentlemen

21.02.2026 19:08 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

FUCK THIS HELL STATE

20.02.2026 17:06 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

if it reaches 60% approval from voters in november, say goodbye to libraries, maintained roads, and trash services. it’s all privatized or shut down!

20.02.2026 17:06 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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6 reasons the U.S. and Iran are on the brink of war There's still time for the U.S. and Iran to work out a solution.

1. The president is insane
2. The president is insane
3. The president is insane
4. The president is insane
5. The president is insane
6. The republican party is insane

19.02.2026 02:57 👍 497 🔁 86 💬 7 📌 2
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Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor, formerly Prince Andrew, has been arrested on suspicion of misconduct in public office.

He also turns 66 today.

(www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c7...)

19.02.2026 10:11 👍 478 🔁 83 💬 26 📌 68