GwendolynZ

This one is my favorite.

How many crimes can be solved by singing? Turns out, a lot of them.

Everything about this is perfectly executed

That's true. I don't want to watch a sexy Gothic drama about ICE.

Very similar to vampires!

Me: “Hi. I’d like a grandé latte with synonym please.”
Barista: “You mean, cinnamon, right?”
Me: “It’s the same thing, isn't it?”

Going to start posting here more and less on Instagram.