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Democracy Dies In Wokeness. Satire, Memes, Food. Living in Houston TX. Survived years in L.A. and Chicago. Saw Europe when it was still European. Former Washington insider. There are four lights.

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Are you just making s*** up?

12.03.2026 17:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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DOJ Uncovers Hundreds of Thousands of Deceased Voters, Noncitizens on Voter Rolls | TRUTH Press The Justice Department says it has uncovered hundreds of thousands of deceased voters and tens of thousands of noncitizens on state voter rolls as federal

mail.truthpress.com/news/doj-unc...

12.03.2026 01:59 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Aftermath footage has emerged of a Ukrainian strike on a Russian warhead assembly site at the Tochmash plant in Russian-occupied Donetsk on March 8. The facility was completely destroyed. #Ukraine

12.03.2026 16:52 πŸ‘ 298 πŸ” 56 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0
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Nolte: CNN’s Abby Phillip Refuses to Issue On-Air Correction of Mamdani Lie Incredibly, after 24 hours, Abby Phillip still refuses to correct the record regarding her lie about Mamdani being the target. The post Nolte: CNN’s Abby Phillip Refuses to Issue On-Air Correction of Mamdani Lie appeared first on Breitbart.

Nolte: CNN’s Abby Phillip Refuses to Issue On-Air Correction of Mamdani Lie

12.03.2026 16:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
"MEXICO BURNS"... Sheinbaum BEGS FOR HELP as Trump Goes "SCORCHED EARTH" on Cartels
"MEXICO BURNS"... Sheinbaum BEGS FOR HELP as Trump Goes "SCORCHED EARTH" on Cartels YouTube video by Cash Jordan

As the US and Mexico joint operation force takes control of cartel territory across the border, the criminals in those territories are digging in their heels, refusing to surrender.

12.03.2026 16:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
The True Story of the CIA Coup in Iran and the Islamic Revolution
The True Story of the CIA Coup in Iran and the Islamic Revolution YouTube video by Dad Saves America

The True Story of the CIA Coup in Iran
and the Islamic Revolution

"For years, I believed the story that in 1953 the CIA overthrew Mohammad Mosaddegh, the democratically elected leader of Iran, and 'installed' the Shah....Then I learned that the story was mostly untrue."

12.03.2026 14:22 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
"This Isn't Seattle": Cops Have Hysterical Interaction With Purple-Haired Woman
"This Isn't Seattle": Cops Have Hysterical Interaction With Purple-Haired Woman YouTube video by TheDC Shorts

Morning Chuckles:
"This Isn't Seattle": Cops Have Hysterical Interaction
With Purple-Haired Woman

Miss Thing with a Nose Ring is a Ding-a-Ling

12.03.2026 14:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
NYPD chief reacts after going viral for response to terror-related incident
NYPD chief reacts after going viral for response to terror-related incident YouTube video by CBS News

HEROES: NYPD chief reacts after going viral for response to terror-related incident -- "Catch the bad guy"

12.03.2026 14:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Not satire:

12.03.2026 13:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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'European hypocrisy': Why UK PM Keir Starmer refuses to seize Khamenei's London empire like they did to Russians during Ukraine War? Compare Starmer's cautious shuffling with how the UK treated Russia. Following the Ukraine invasion, the Conservative governments of Boris Johnson and Rishi Sunak weaponised the British financial syst...

'European hypocrisy': Why UK PM Keir Starmer refuses to seize Khamenei's London empire like they did to Russians during Ukraine War?

12.03.2026 13:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
β€˜Biggest liar in the world’: Starmer under fire after new Mandelson revelations come out
β€˜Biggest liar in the world’: Starmer under fire after new Mandelson revelations come out YouTube video by Sky News Australia

β€˜Biggest liar in the world’: Starmer under fire after new Mandelson revelations come out

#Epstein #EpsteinFiles #UK

12.03.2026 13:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man with a mustache is wearing a suit and tie and making a funny face . ALT: a man with a mustache is wearing a suit and tie and making a funny face .
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🚨 Democrats are OUTRAGED about SURF & TURF for our TROOPS 🚨

That’s not excess β€” it’s military tradition before a mission πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ

12.03.2026 01:21 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Glenn Beck reveals why the GOP won't pass the Save Act, and it'll really piss you off... - Revolver News Throw these bums out!

Glenn Beck reveals why the GOP won't pass the Save Act,
and it'll really piss you off...

12.03.2026 01:31 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
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Fact Check: Video Does NOT Show U.S. Troops Captured In Iran -- Soldier Part Of Video Is AI-Generated | Lead Stories Does a video show U.S. troops captured in Iran? No, that's not true: An online AI video detection tool found...

Fact Check: Video Does NOT Show U.S. Troops Captured In Iran -- Soldier Part Of Video Is AI-Generated

12.03.2026 01:29 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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ATF Sued for Killing Bill and Hillary Clinton Airport Director | Headline USA (Ken Silva, Headline USA) The wife of former Bill and Hillary Clinton National AirportΒ Executive Director Bryan Malinowski has sued the ATF for killing her husband in a March 2024 predawn raid. Maria ...

ATF Sued for Killing Bill and Hillary Clinton Airport Director in 2024

12.03.2026 01:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
It Was A Bad Day for Merchant Mariners in the Strait of Hormuz | March 11, 2026
It Was A Bad Day for Merchant Mariners in the Strait of Hormuz | March 11, 2026 YouTube video by What's Going on With Shipping?

It Was A Bad Day for Merchant Mariners in
the Strait of Hormuz | March 11, 2026

12.03.2026 01:14 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

How Good Is the Evidence for Transgender Healthcare for Kids? Not Great.

"The review confirmed what several European health authorities recognized as early as 2019: the assumed benefits of pediatric medical transition are profoundly uncertain, while the risks are significant."

12.03.2026 01:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Cannabis intoxication disrupts many types of memory A new WSU study finds that cannabis intoxication can interfere with several types of memory and may even cause people to remember things that never happened.

Cannabis intoxication disrupts many types of memory

Bottom Line: Smoking weed makes you dumber

12.03.2026 00:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Arizona Democrats PANIC after 'Commingled' Ballots Report Released!
Arizona Democrats PANIC after 'Commingled' Ballots Report Released! YouTube video by Robert Gouveia Esq.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESKx... Arizona Democrats PANIC after 'Commingled' Ballots Report Released!

12.03.2026 00:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

How Western Military Orthodoxy Misread the Ukraine War β€” Twice | RealClearDefense www.realcleardefense.com/articles/202...

12.03.2026 00:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Three cargo ships struck off Iran's coast, UK says, including one in Strait of Hormuz The incidents mark the latest in a string of reported attacks in or near to the Strait of Hormuz, where shipping traffic has virtually ground to a halt.

Three cargo ship struck by a projectile in the Strait of Hormuz

#iran #iranwar

12.03.2026 00:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Texas hemp businesses fear an uptick in police raids Attorneys for hemp businesses say the raids have hurt their revenue and reputation, while police said they’re necessary to root out products with illegal levels of THC.

Texas hemp businesses fear an uptick in police raids

"Attorneys for hemp businesses say the raids have hurt their revenue and reputation, while police said they’re necessary to root out products with illegal levels of THC."

11.03.2026 22:02 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Austin's Leading Local News: Weather, Traffic, Sports and more | Austin, Texas | kvue.com KVUE.com is the official website for KVUE-TV, your trusted source for breaking news, weather and sports in Austin, Texas. KVUE.com

Texas hemp industry braces for major changes with new state rules set to take effect

"Texas’ hemp industry is preparing for sweeping regulatory changes that many retailers say could reshape the market for hemp‑derived products across the state."

11.03.2026 22:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Trans For Islam Travels To Iran…And Then THIS Happened!
Trans For Islam Travels To Iran…And Then THIS Happened! YouTube video by OtherBarak

Trans For Islam Travels To Iran…And Then THIS Happened

Their ignorance is mind-numbing.

11.03.2026 18:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
British Man Explains Why America is SUPERIOR
British Man Explains Why America is SUPERIOR YouTube video by Brandon Lehman

British Man Explains Why America is SUPERIOR

"Like Brits with self-belief"

11.03.2026 17:35 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Laken Riley's Convicted Killer Strikes Out in Court The illegal immigrant who murdered Laken Riley will not be getting a new trial after a judge shot down his hopes for one.

www.westernjournal.com/laken-rileys... Laken Riley's Convicted Killer Strikes Out in Court

11.03.2026 17:17 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Three vessels struck in Strait of Hormuz as Iran vows to launch its β€˜most intense’ assault so far At least three vessels were attacked along the Strait of Hormuz on Wednesday as Iran vowed to launch its β€œmost intense” assault of the war so far.

Three vessels struck by projectiles in Strait of Hormuz

"At least three vessels were attacked along the Strait of Hormuz on Wednesday as Iran vowed to launch its β€œmost intense” assault of the war so far."

11.03.2026 17:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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A Thai-flagged cargo vessel, Mayuree Naree Bangkok, was attacked near the Strait of Hormuz on March 11, leaving 3 of its 23 crew missing. The ship had departed Dubai and was heading to India when struck near its stern. #Iran

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Oops: Mamdani's Bogus 'Private Citizen' Narrative About Pro-Hamas Wife Implodes Amid Further Scrutiny Zohran Mamdani's narrative about his pro-Hamas wife unravels amid scrutiny over her political influence and social media activity.

redstate.com/sister-toldj... Oops: Mamdani's Bogus 'Private Citizen' Narrative About Pro-Hamas Wife Implodes Amid Further Scrutiny

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