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an archived list of hypothetical, procedurally generated girl crimes. any resemblance to actual crimes is based. built by @hedy.cerements.com

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Carmen Sandiego destroying the Declaration of Independence with brazen, criminal intent and then kidnapping ATF agents hand in unlovable hand

13.03.2026 11:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

trans triad graffiti'ing all over the sprawling mansion of a powerful politician armed with stolen Jericho missile systems

13.03.2026 03:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

furious transfemme polycule torching cop cars and boasting to authorities

12.03.2026 19:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

D.B. Cooper hopping trains from minneapolis to san francisco and then dumping street fash in Lake Superior in the name of the moon

12.03.2026 11:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Posadist t4t couple capturing the british museum cheek to cheek

12.03.2026 03:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the girl reading this graffiti'ing all over a federal arsenal with brazen, criminal intent

11.03.2026 19:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Luigi the plumber blackmailing federal prosecutors cheek to cheek

11.03.2026 11:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

transfeminine death cult blackmailing federal prosecutors without regard for the future

11.03.2026 03:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

furious ancient psychic tantric warlords kidnapping a pharma exec with goddess-speed

10.03.2026 19:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

trans triad threatening to destroy the literal color purple unless one million nuyen in gold ingots is delivered within 72 hours with goddess-speed

10.03.2026 11:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

trans triad graffiti'ing all over the sprawling mansion of the King of Mars and making off with twelve million dollars in platinum ingots and the Antikythera mechanism with catlike tread

10.03.2026 03:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Kybelian t4t couple looting a decommissioned T-34 cheek to cheek

09.03.2026 19:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Carla the Jackal wanted for absconding with three million dollars and bootleg Russian long guns, heisting The Sceptre of Dagobert, and abusing the Anti-Life Equation for mana recovery cheek to cheek

09.03.2026 11:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fujiko Mine abusing the secret of immortality for exp boosts hand in unlovable hand

09.03.2026 03:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

any pronouns lesbian breaking into a cargo ship with tactical precision

08.03.2026 19:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

sacred band of cyber-feudal assassins burning down a secret government facility on stream

08.03.2026 11:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

lone sukeban looting the Antikythera mechanism as the prophecy foretold

08.03.2026 03:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

blood-bonded angel girl host destroying 420 million great british pounds in bitcoin and a lover's blade hand in unlovable hand with brazen, criminal intent

07.03.2026 19:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

furry angel girl host ransoming a media magnate for a quarter of a billion nuyen as the prophecy foretold

07.03.2026 11:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

trans slam poetry group kidnapping a best-selling author on film

07.03.2026 03:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Nerevarine blowing up a pipeline with brazen, criminal intent

06.03.2026 19:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

it/its lesbian burning down mansions from Dallas to Malibu with goddess-speed

06.03.2026 11:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Kate Godwin wanted for robbing mansions from Dallas to Malibu, robbing an enormous crypto farm, and dumping DEA officials in The Gulf of Mexico and boasting to authorities

06.03.2026 03:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

illegalist Dorley sisters wanted for looting The Sceptre of Dagobert, graffiti'ing all over an enormous crypto farm, and torching insurance companies with goddess-speed

05.03.2026 19:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fujiko Mine doing securities fraud for thirteen million dollars cheek to cheek

05.03.2026 11:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the hacker known as Cereal Killer abusing the concept of moonlight for mana recovery on film

05.03.2026 03:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the girl reading this blackmailing federal prosecutors armed with fell athames and the black arts of vengeance

04.03.2026 19:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the Chevalier d'Eon absconding with fourteen hundred million great british pounds hand in unlovable hand

04.03.2026 11:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

revolutionary Dorley sisters breaking into an offshore oil platform with extreme prejudice

04.03.2026 03:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nomi Marks running a confidence game for 500 hundred million great british pounds on the run

03.03.2026 19:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0