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Also Lyonel 100% fucked Daemon Blackfyre pre-rebellion, though it was honestly meh like a 6/10. Maekar was mean but like 11/10 would antagonize while getting fucked again

"Aerys is only interested in books"

"Yeah but then I found him the westerosi kama sutra and we had a great week or two there"

Seriously Lyonel's gotta wonder why fuckin BAELOR, who didn't even SHOW UP until like 5 seconds before the horn blew, gets a deathbed vow of fealty like hellooooo he's so much hotter!

Also imagining what if Lyonel has been working his way through Targs and Baelor is the only one who turned him down

The thing is I think Lyonel would be even madder if he'd gotten to tap that once or twice pre-Trial, like "you got to have the Full Stag Experience and you're STILL pining over that old-ass Targaryen with the shitty haircut???"

Man he must've been so pissed that Dunk limped off to die under his elm tree instead of getting erotically nursed back to health by Lyonel in his (WAY MORE COMFY) tent

Screengrab of an AO3 comment made by Lessh saying "I'm not normal about this fic" Their avatar is a cute little piglet and the juxtaposition is INCREDIBLE.

OK speaking of comments nothing will ever be better than this:

NO WHAT NO

Sue their ASSES

Oh no what happened

Somebody quoted something I wrote and was like "this was so great" and guys I must have REALLY been in a writing fugue this past month because I straight up do not remember writing this at all

Like I reread that chapter and I was like "huh these are brand new words to me, I guess they're ok tho"

That's good to know! And I'm not familiar with squidgie, what's the significance?

Good to know thanks!

Hey fanfolks, I got a recommendation for squidgeworld . org to host fan-related images, anybody else like it/have an alternative they prefer?

Yeah not great!

I DON'T KNOW AND IT'S KILLING ME

...just saw someone recommend my Dunk/Baelor fic by saying "It's just like that Merlin show from the 2010s" and now for several reasons I will be walking into the sea

So many ways to say they are weird about each other and I love them ALL just look at this masterpiece

EXCELLENT thank you

Do you have a tumblr account by any chance? I would love to post it there but I don't want to do so without permission. Great artwork, I can't believe this is your first fanart you've posted!

They way I just sang that to my dog (who remained asleep throughout)

Yeah checks out

HELL YES HELL YES

Oh my god this is GORGEOUS

Has Yeti Man shown up yet, he's very important to me

"Baelor?" Baelor looked up to see Duncan standing in the middle of the aisle, Egg shifting from foot to foot as he spoke hurriedly. Duncan was leaning down to listen, but as he caught sight of Baelor he straightened up with a lopsided grin. "Egg says you're under some sort of…curse?" He looked unconvinced — and something else, sharp and predatory. "You look all right to me." "He's under a spell," Egg said, then frowned. "Or maybe everyone else is under a spell." "Is that so?" Duncan said, nodding thoughtfully, even as his dimple appeared high on his cheek. He dragged his gaze up and down Baelor's body, taking in the sword at his hip and the rough spun tunic and breeches, lingering. "What sort of spell might that be?" "It makes everyone forget he's the king," Egg said. He seemed to hear his own words and looked back and forth between his master and his uncle, eyes growing wide. "Ser, perhaps—" "That doesn't seem a very clever sort of spell," Duncan said solemnly as he took a few steps forward. "What if he needs to order people about? I know how he likes doing that."

Chapter 7 is up! "The Songs and the Stories, the Lies and the Glories," Knight of the Seven Kingdoms, Dunk/Baelor, I really should've picked a shorter title.

archiveofourown.org/works/78860401

SHIH TZU DRAGON SHIH TZU DRAGON SHIH TZU DRAGON

Ugh I'm sorry. I feel like filtered sections should be filtered by somebody else, you know? Like, if it's in that folder nobody should have to see it.

Whatever you do next, keep on keeping on. I'd love to see more stuff from you but I'd much rather you take care of yourself and your health.

How do I thumbs down this asshole

Your videos are amazing but YOU are far more amazing, I can't imagine the stress you had to deal with and I'm glad you're giving yourself grace and space.

Hey your friends are great people and sometimes you have to remind them of this, don't be afraid to embarrass them with how much you think they're awesome

It's gotta be frustrating but yeah, the fact that you *were* at a certain level means that you can get *back* to it and that's awesome. Are you thinking of going back to swordfighting eventually?