Teleporting an ‘80s high school bully forward in time only for him to realize that, to his horror, society is full of fucking nerds
12.02.2026 19:03
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Teleporting an ‘80s high school bully forward in time only for him to realize that, to his horror, society is full of fucking nerds
Golf is just the world’s most wasteful excuse to have business meetings outside in shorts and a t-shirt
Competency ≠ utopia (remember China is capitalist too unless you’re a tankie in which case dni)
Bob the Rebuilder bro was NOT
Alright I just got done watching Clone Wars and where the FUCK did Lux Bonteri go like bro was such an interesting character and he just disappeared from the show one day.
I am aware it sounds as if I’m talking about a Glup Shitto but I’m not guys I swear
It’s the autistic rizz
I seldom talk like that both IRL and online and until one of my Discord friends heard my voice he thought I had a posh British accent, like he was surprised I was American
If ICE is the Dollar Store Gestapo what does that make these guys
Tullos 2028 🫡
At the rate things are going, there is a good chance society collapses before GTA 6 comes out
Houses are like dungeons to bugs and rodents. There is unfathomable loot to be found in this enclosed labyrinthine space, but said loot is guarded by deadly traps and monsters that will kill you on sight
“I sure do hope this desert trek goes by without incident!”
The unbeknownst quicksand:
Twitter ahh logic
“Ayo pass the salt”
Chemist: “Ok which one”
Might start posting about my writing here cause my tech illiterate ass needs one of these “social media presences” or something idk
Is it just me, or does default Red Bull taste like piss while all their spinoff flavors are actually pretty good
Pizza is toast.
The briefest summary I can give of the first World War:
All of Europe enters with new toy syndrome, leaves with PTSD
Not every Apple phone in the stadium going off as soon as he’s called to bat
If your TV season has fewer episodes than the max number of pokemon in a team, just release it as a movie at this point
Wtf mythic America W?
Me imbibing the spice melange (coffee and adderall) to grant me prescience (what to write next) and become the kwisatz-haderach (a pseudofamous mildly successful author)
I’ve lost track of how many times I’ve rewatched Andor, I think it’s 11
The plural for Spider-Man is Spiders-Man. No I am not taking criticism at this time
Bro is aging at warp speed
Oh so that’s where the term comes from
And they’ve laid claim to Northern Ireland, based
Rip bozo
