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Elaine Heyworth

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Newly semi-retired, tennis loving, politics fascinated, Tolkien loving, Irish risk specialist. Just moved over from the other place. Finding my feet, and lots of old and new people to follow. A little shy, but I don't think that will last long here!!!

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Definitely!!

14.01.2025 11:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t even like coffee. It was for my husband πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„

13.01.2025 11:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I took the mug out of the press, put it on the counter, then put in the Nespresso pod. Turned around to fill the dishwasher, and could hear it chugging away. Turned again and saw what I had done. What a numpty!!! 🀣🀣🀣

13.01.2025 11:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Darwin’s Law about to prove its point.

13.01.2025 11:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The kind of guy who thinks 12 year old girls should be allow marry.

12.01.2025 16:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Beautiful morning.

12.01.2025 11:56 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That is very powerful.

10.01.2025 11:16 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That would be lying.

10.01.2025 11:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Wow, that looks amazing!!!

10.01.2025 11:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Of course he didn’t. He doesn’t give a shit.

07.01.2025 12:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Didn’t work for me. Clearly I need more time to train my phone.

07.01.2025 12:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That depends on which side of the bubble you sit.

07.01.2025 09:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

No balance at the BBC anymore

05.01.2025 16:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I had a coffee accident this afternoon!!!

05.01.2025 16:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh yes, I just forgot to put the cup under the spout!! I turned away to switch on the dishwasher, and turned back to this. It cost a tea cloth to put right - then I made another cup!!!

05.01.2025 16:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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How’s your Sunday going? #coffeefail

05.01.2025 15:39 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Such a shame for both of them. Osaka and Opelka really making strides at the beginning of 2025.

05.01.2025 10:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m a tall person and get asked regularly, and would never be offended by it. What are people like?

04.01.2025 21:42 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Congratulations Sathnam. That will make your Mum happy!!!

04.01.2025 10:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Good tip, thanks. And I’ll take a look at the alternative you also suggested!!!

03.01.2025 20:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Crowds do bother me. Maybe I can get an early or late viewing time.

03.01.2025 20:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks - I always love Paris. This would be an amazing bonus!!

03.01.2025 19:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m visiting Paris in the middle of January, but you can only book a slot during the two days before you want to view, and the day itself. Is there a trick to getting a ticket? Start at midnight?

03.01.2025 17:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s terrifying how stupid she thinks her audience is, isn’t it? This is how the Tories thought of their voters.

03.01.2025 17:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That caught me out too!!

03.01.2025 16:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They did!!

02.01.2025 13:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I see the watcher in the water 😱😱😱😱

29.12.2024 20:03 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My Father-in-law bought my Mother-in-law a Tesco Bag for Life one Christmas. I was waiting for the diamond necklace to appear hidden inside - but no, that was it. I had strong words for my husband after that…!!

29.12.2024 14:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Or footballs πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„

25.12.2024 16:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And, even as an alto, I always think I can sing it πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„ (I can’t!!)

24.12.2024 19:52 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0