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Someone has sure already made this observation but the fact they can convert all those empty warehouses into prison camps means they could have converted them into housing, community centers, job training centers or, hell, libraries or schools all along. It’s always a matter of will not resources.

15.02.2026 17:30 👍 41465 🔁 14036 💬 657 📌 593
Robot in flames wonders why he was made to suffer.

Robot in flames wonders why he was made to suffer.

We can only hope

27.01.2026 16:34 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i have just gotten off a productive call with sauron where i laid out our requests

- nazgul bodycams
- morgul knife must remain sheathed unless suspect is determined to be carrying the one ring
- shelob will be the new point of contact

27.01.2026 15:15 👍 10241 🔁 2945 💬 110 📌 72
25.01.2026 18:17 👍 30 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 0
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ICE agent asked why he's taking pictures of a legal observer's car, replies: "Cuz we have a nice little database and now you're considered a domestic terrorist. So have fun with that."

23.01.2026 17:32 👍 19584 🔁 9674 💬 2254 📌 1485

The way all sports media now is underwritten by gambling companies feels a little bit like if every cooking competition show’s commercial breaks were full of ads for different brands of heroin.

16.01.2026 17:45 👍 548 🔁 64 💬 18 📌 2

For decades people have asked how do I order a pizza? How to get pizza to my house? Now we have the answer.

16.01.2026 21:06 👍 282 🔁 31 💬 22 📌 3

ICE, get the fuck out of Minneapolis or we WILL lock up our own citizens

10.01.2026 20:40 👍 10188 🔁 1985 💬 91 📌 28
Mice dance

Mice dance

🤘

28.11.2025 17:44 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

muppet starship troopers could fix us

21.11.2025 03:54 👍 1015 🔁 178 💬 77 📌 14

Agree that the bottom reads a little more clearly.

06.10.2025 21:46 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Preview
Watertop, by Ali McGuirk 8 track album

Buy it on Bandcamp: alimcguirk.bandcamp.com/album/watertop

12.09.2025 14:02 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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Watertop

Listen to the new @alimcguirk.bsky.social album, Watertop. 🌊🔝 Because it rocks. open.spotify.com/album/79eTWR...

12.09.2025 14:01 👍 3 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

It made me go back on Facebook so that’s something.

11.09.2025 12:41 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

the maga constitution doesn’t allow any institution, public or private, to explicitly work to ameliorate racial inequality but allows the government to racially profile

08.09.2025 16:24 👍 5964 🔁 1588 💬 105 📌 48

*looks directly at camera*

10.08.2025 15:09 👍 652 🔁 134 💬 27 📌 0

This rules.

25.07.2025 17:17 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Portion of a THIMBLE THEATER daily. Olive Oyl accidentally shoots a cattle rustler and says "Excuse me!"

Portion of a THIMBLE THEATER daily. Olive Oyl accidentally shoots a cattle rustler and says "Excuse me!"

Comics are good.

15.07.2025 23:44 👍 185 🔁 40 💬 3 📌 2
New York Times headline: "Is it Time to Stop Snubbing Your Right-Wing Family?"

Above the headline a photo of the vampires from Sinners, asking to be let in. The photo has been modified with a downward-facing word balloon to create the effect that the vampires are speaking the headline.

New York Times headline: "Is it Time to Stop Snubbing Your Right-Wing Family?" Above the headline a photo of the vampires from Sinners, asking to be let in. The photo has been modified with a downward-facing word balloon to create the effect that the vampires are speaking the headline.

14.07.2025 01:18 👍 10806 🔁 2085 💬 1123 📌 420
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Been thinking about \S/

10.07.2025 12:40 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 1

Don’t mind me just reblueskying my cringe

10.07.2025 17:52 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s a little improv, a little Twisted Toyfare Theater, a little classic Marvel method of image scripting—hopefully it’s original. In that it’s thieving from all corners equally. Straight writing got too crowded—what else was there to say?

10.07.2025 12:45 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Who is The Chancellor? What perils await our heroic class of characters? Only the recesses of my comic imagination know for sure.

10.07.2025 12:43 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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These things never resolve the way I’d like but it beats doomscrolling.

10.07.2025 12:41 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Been thinking about \S/

10.07.2025 12:40 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 1

I think about this all the time. In the last twenty years we've drowned in "What if Superman was evil?" stories, while real Lex Luthors hosted SNL and ruined the world.

09.07.2025 05:30 👍 1068 🔁 257 💬 18 📌 0

Think you’d dig “30 Miles of Crazy” by Karl Christian Krumpholz, bleak and beautiful.

09.07.2025 13:07 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Computers used to scream every time they connected to the Internet. They knew. They tried to warn us. We did not listen.

22.06.2025 22:15 👍 11012 🔁 3719 💬 56 📌 77

“This is not constitutional!” I cry as the temu-bought katana enters my belly

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