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Partly professional DnD5e DM, partly a mess, mostly a bitch, all a Queen. Pronouns They/she Message me for my D&D campaigns at https://startplaying.games/gm/messyjaiden

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πŸ‘―β€β™‚οΈ

02.03.2026 23:01 πŸ‘ 2333 πŸ” 251 πŸ’¬ 23 πŸ“Œ 11

these people treat being called racist like it is a slur, and treat slurs like they're mere differences of opinion

23.02.2026 21:45 πŸ‘ 9992 πŸ” 2147 πŸ’¬ 131 πŸ“Œ 36
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So today marks 7 years HRT for me! Hard to believe this much time has passed. There's certainly been ups and downs but I've never for a moment regretted transitioning

12.02.2026 23:37 πŸ‘ 1554 πŸ” 38 πŸ’¬ 33 πŸ“Œ 1
Finneas and Billie

Finneas and Billie

Finneas is better at political messaging than 99% of the Democratic consultants in DC.

06.02.2026 20:44 πŸ‘ 40257 πŸ” 9249 πŸ’¬ 355 πŸ“Œ 273

I say without one iota of humor that the democratic party needs to be completely dismantled top to bottom and reassembled into something with actual values.

05.02.2026 02:14 πŸ‘ 666 πŸ” 179 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Bad Bunny at the Grammys: "Before I say thanks to God, I want to say ICE out. We're not savage, we're not animals, we're not aliens, we are humans, and we are Americans."

02.02.2026 02:18 πŸ‘ 20909 πŸ” 3652 πŸ’¬ 154 πŸ“Œ 105
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lmao

09.01.2026 03:05 πŸ‘ 9971 πŸ” 1927 πŸ’¬ 134 πŸ“Œ 117

THAT IS NOT "BABYGIRL"

THAT IS AN

EXTREMELY

and I want to be clear on this

>>EXTREMELY<< TRAUMATIZED

42 YEAR OLD MAN

08.01.2026 19:57 πŸ‘ 4116 πŸ” 508 πŸ’¬ 112 πŸ“Œ 190

Resisting him almost always works, trying to bargain with him never ever works

31.12.2025 21:38 πŸ‘ 4784 πŸ” 1003 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 38
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I don’t think I could say 2025 was one of the worst years of my life. It was, at the very least, not as dire as 2024. But it was certainly one of the most stressful and emotionally heavy years of my life. But I can truthfully say that for the first time in years I feel safe and alive

01.01.2026 04:45 πŸ‘ 477 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

immigrants score the lowest on tests, but they also take all our jobs, while at the same time taking all the welfare and buying all the homes

09.12.2025 22:59 πŸ‘ 16481 πŸ” 3007 πŸ’¬ 917 πŸ“Œ 177

Not to defend Olivia Nuzzi, who broke every rule in journalism and promoted a charlatan to his current position. But it's incredibly telling that she will lose her job, but RFK Jr. gets to stay in his job despite the reports of his drug use, his affairs and his defenestrating of public health.

05.12.2025 22:20 πŸ‘ 9134 πŸ” 1581 πŸ’¬ 337 πŸ“Œ 134

genuinely says so much about what twitter has become that the biggest rightwing grift accounts pushing US fascist narratives aren’t real people and not even close to the united states

24.11.2025 07:13 πŸ‘ 3664 πŸ” 439 πŸ’¬ 34 πŸ“Œ 15

It’s crazy to think about the crimes we’re going to learn about after this regime ends.

We’re already hearing about Watergate level crimes every week. Imagine what will come out after it’s over.

We’re going to need a full accounting of all that’s been done in violation of the constitution.

22.11.2025 22:05 πŸ‘ 37914 πŸ” 7618 πŸ’¬ 1952 πŸ“Œ 509

me: don't say that, it'll hurt my saiyan pride

them: you're not a saiyan

me: (keeling over) OOUUUUUU MY SAIYAN PRIDE!!!!!

12.11.2025 14:48 πŸ‘ 1349 πŸ” 97 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 0

In response to this claim that the "strategy didn't work."

The people were on our side. We were building momentum to help save our democracy. We could have won - the premium increase notices were just starting.

And giving in now will embolden him. Things will likely get worse.

10.11.2025 17:43 πŸ‘ 20793 πŸ” 4824 πŸ’¬ 1819 πŸ“Œ 381

Senators on the brink of retirement who lived full, wealthy lives and never feared the loss of their own healthcare voting for their constituents to die from their inability to afford the same is treasonous

10.11.2025 02:20 πŸ‘ 22586 πŸ” 6400 πŸ’¬ 360 πŸ“Œ 233

even when the democratic party has leverage and one of the craziest election swings the party intentionally self immolates it’s just so exhausting what is even the point of these people

10.11.2025 02:43 πŸ‘ 13831 πŸ” 2458 πŸ’¬ 253 πŸ“Œ 99

agreeing to make a terrible deal while your main opponent is quite literally being boo'd on live tv by an entire stadium of people is the kind of political instinct you'd normally only find in a 3 week old dead goldfish

10.11.2025 00:36 πŸ‘ 25800 πŸ” 6367 πŸ’¬ 242 πŸ“Œ 208

Every few weeks we gotta make posts like this”call your dem reps to tell them to not vote to allow Lord Killdude to shove people into a volcano” and then the dem reps go β€œwe’ve made an amazing deal where Lord Killdude can have his volcano so long as he promises not to shove people into it”

10.11.2025 01:24 πŸ‘ 3490 πŸ” 1044 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 15

if democrats want to retain any amount of integrity they need to immediately vote out chuck schumer as party minority leader

10.11.2025 02:50 πŸ‘ 8512 πŸ” 1358 πŸ’¬ 111 πŸ“Œ 40

The average SNAP benefit per month is $177 a person.

The average ACA benefit per month is up to $550 a person.

People want us to hold the line for a reason. This is not a matter of appealing to a base. It’s about people’s lives.

And working people want leaders whose word means something to them.

10.11.2025 01:49 πŸ‘ 62374 πŸ” 15102 πŸ’¬ 2047 πŸ“Œ 633

every β€œzohran mamdani isn’t the future of the democratic party” post always ends with β€œthe future of the party is actually this guy who sucks that only 80 year olds who are about to die think is dope”

09.11.2025 22:13 πŸ‘ 5325 πŸ” 570 πŸ’¬ 50 πŸ“Œ 4

That's because his name would be Gordon Freeman πŸ˜ƒ

29.10.2025 05:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Panel 1: The Persian army stands before the Spartans at the famous pass of the Battle of Thermopylae, which is the basis of the movie 300. One of the Persian soldiers steps forward and points at King Leonidas, saying "OUR ARROWS WILL BLOT OUT THE SUN."

Panel 2: Leonidas, looking stern and cool with some hard shading, begins to reply "THEN W--"

Panel 3: Shen, also in a Spartan cape, puts his hand on Leonidas's shoulder, interrupting him, saying "Bro... Bro put me in front, I have played SO MUCH Touhou."

Panel 4: Shen is dodging arrows falling from the sky so fast that he is leaving afterimages. Around him are a few dead Spartans who could not dodge arrows as fast.

Panel 1: The Persian army stands before the Spartans at the famous pass of the Battle of Thermopylae, which is the basis of the movie 300. One of the Persian soldiers steps forward and points at King Leonidas, saying "OUR ARROWS WILL BLOT OUT THE SUN." Panel 2: Leonidas, looking stern and cool with some hard shading, begins to reply "THEN W--" Panel 3: Shen, also in a Spartan cape, puts his hand on Leonidas's shoulder, interrupting him, saying "Bro... Bro put me in front, I have played SO MUCH Touhou." Panel 4: Shen is dodging arrows falling from the sky so fast that he is leaving afterimages. Around him are a few dead Spartans who could not dodge arrows as fast.

24.10.2025 19:17 πŸ‘ 6317 πŸ” 1175 πŸ’¬ 37 πŸ“Œ 15
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Sari is still the best human in Transformers and I don’t know anyone else who comes close. I adore her

24.10.2025 07:01 πŸ‘ 275 πŸ” 32 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 1

I wish people defended smeared victims of sexual violence the way they defend problematic male candidates for office

24.10.2025 02:12 πŸ‘ 10517 πŸ” 2297 πŸ’¬ 120 πŸ“Œ 68
YouTube KidZuko clips of the first two episodes of the revival of Reading Rainbow. Both of the clips have over 400,000 views each

YouTube KidZuko clips of the first two episodes of the revival of Reading Rainbow. Both of the clips have over 400,000 views each

The first two episodes of the revival of Reading Rainbow have nearly 500,000 views each 🀯

Do you know how cool that is for literacy, for book joy?! We are all worthy of reading, we are all readers πŸ’š

And NOW episode three is out! Take a look, it’s in a book πŸ“šπŸŒˆπŸ¦‹

youtu.be/e4VIV48ZB0M?feature=shared

20.10.2025 00:49 πŸ‘ 6879 πŸ” 2194 πŸ’¬ 52 πŸ“Œ 54
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#NoKings Miami!

18.10.2025 15:56 πŸ‘ 36817 πŸ” 8848 πŸ’¬ 196 πŸ“Œ 249

I feel like so many people take shipping and canon so seriously and I’m over here like β€œI ship Dick Grayson with Barbara Gordon if I’m reading a Batfamily book and I ship Dick Grayson with Starfire if I’m reading a Titans book”

14.10.2025 01:33 πŸ‘ 389 πŸ” 23 πŸ’¬ 22 πŸ“Œ 0