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@giantsizebort

A god-damn bisexual tyrannosaurus. Writer. Impressionist. Cutie cheese boyfriend. He/him/they/them

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This is the most "Sure buddy, you're 12" moment yet.

12.03.2026 13:19 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh hey, I recognize a coupla thems

12.03.2026 06:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
POLARIS - "Hey Sandy" from The Adventures of Pete & Pete
POLARIS - "Hey Sandy" from The Adventures of Pete & Pete YouTube video by Mark Mulcahy

DOES YOUR DOG BI YI YI YITE

12.03.2026 06:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
12.03.2026 02:22 πŸ‘ 64 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's followed by a task in a match where you have to win with a flaming table, and your CAW looks at the camera and says "Real fire, baby", then a loser-leaves Backstage Brawl match with Punk.

11.03.2026 21:28 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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"Well Ryoga, I made it, DESPITE your directons..."

02.02.2026 05:16 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Mitch!

11.03.2026 19:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

NSFW Artists being attacked on all fronts while the government actively protects pedos is fucking nuts and shouldn't be ignored.

11.03.2026 14:13 πŸ‘ 6038 πŸ” 2380 πŸ’¬ 27 πŸ“Œ 21

*sitting bolt upright* Glup Shitto

11.03.2026 19:25 πŸ‘ 215 πŸ” 34 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 1
80s singer Thomas Dolby on raising queer kids: "the eldest is trans, the middle is a lesbian, and the youngest is a drummer"

80s singer Thomas Dolby on raising queer kids: "the eldest is trans, the middle is a lesbian, and the youngest is a drummer"

The 3 genders

11.03.2026 14:00 πŸ‘ 13037 πŸ” 3349 πŸ’¬ 144 πŸ“Œ 244

Me, putting the product I need to tint for a customer that needs flooring paint into the computer:

11.03.2026 07:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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what it feels like to be an nsfw artist sometimes

11.03.2026 04:41 πŸ‘ 5544 πŸ” 1354 πŸ’¬ 24 πŸ“Œ 7

I once used "pussy" in history class without realizing it's connotations or that it was up there in the R rated swears, and my teacher, without missing a beat, just said "...just say 'wimp' next time, please"

11.03.2026 03:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Alex (Kenny Omega) at Capcom Cup 12! 3rd Strike entrance music! 🎢 #capcomcup12 #3rdStrike

11.03.2026 03:16 πŸ‘ 320 πŸ” 99 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 9
Christie Brinkley in a got milk ad that says drink well live well

Christie Brinkley in a got milk ad that says drink well live well

Alas trebek in a got milk ad that says your bones may be in jeopardy

Alas trebek in a got milk ad that says your bones may be in jeopardy

Serena and Venus Williams in a got milk ad that says make ours doubles

Serena and Venus Williams in a got milk ad that says make ours doubles

Stone cold Steve Austin in a got milk ad that says it better be ice cold for stone cold

Stone cold Steve Austin in a got milk ad that says it better be ice cold for stone cold

So crazy how the 90’s had an ad campaign for sucking dick. Better time, ya ask me

09.03.2026 22:18 πŸ‘ 299 πŸ” 54 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 10

I feel like "wuss" didn't escape the 90s.

10.03.2026 20:04 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Paul Robinson has accomplished precisely nothing in pro wrestling and has contributed exactly as much, which is why it is imperative that Will Ospreay keeps him involved in the business

10.03.2026 18:57 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Said it before, say it again; 120 Minutes should be getting just as many long, weepy documentaries and history reports as Headbanger's Ball did.

10.03.2026 18:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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β€˜120 Minutes’ premiered on MTV 40 years ago today. The program, airing from 1–3 a.m. EST on Mondays, was conceived as a showcase for new and experimental videos. It soon moved to midnight, and as its focus narrowed to alternative music, it became essential viewing for fans of cutting-edge bands.

10.03.2026 14:53 πŸ‘ 159 πŸ” 38 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 38
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if you love me and this business and country it’s time to take another whipping.

10.03.2026 18:05 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

I remember this ad in Gamepro.

10.03.2026 01:12 πŸ‘ 1510 πŸ” 562 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 7

Whenever I went to my cousin's house after he told me he got a new game for the Genesis, there was always the hopeful lead up that he got another Sonic game, or some killer platformer I couldn't get on my SNES, and about 7/10 times it'd be another version of JOE MONTANA NFL SPORTS TALK FOOTBALL

10.03.2026 07:28 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Post your favorite Lord of the Rings character. Wrong answers only.

10.03.2026 04:04 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"What if there were something that crossed the drama of sport with the drama of live theater and episodic storytelling?"

"...and what if also the only way to get into the show was by being born into it or plucked off the street by a happenstance like it was the Freemasons?"

09.03.2026 23:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If somebody doesn't like anime, you never hear "oh what, you think all those moving pictures are real? Like some kind of magic book?!"

This is a repeat of something I once read, but nonfans really do think the big problem with wrestling is that it's not real, and it's tricking it's fans somehow.

09.03.2026 22:54 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Wrestling occupies such a strange place in the public consciousness because the honest to God truth is that it's both incredibly easy to compare to it's contemporaries, but there's almost certainly nothing like it, including how it's detractors see it.

09.03.2026 22:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

best songs about removable genitalia: 1

09.03.2026 20:45 πŸ‘ 61 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 1
09.03.2026 19:51 πŸ‘ 6049 πŸ” 1390 πŸ’¬ 54 πŸ“Œ 27

You heard that right: Gavin Newsom says he doesn't support trans equality.

09.03.2026 17:22 πŸ‘ 237 πŸ” 65 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

everyone's aunt who lives in a town of three thousand people are going fuckin nuts right now

09.03.2026 19:07 πŸ‘ 130 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0