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Translator, failing cricketer, acknowledgement without breaking stride. #mufc

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Spurs = Tudor Dilemma Club

05.03.2026 21:41 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

🐺

03.03.2026 22:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

No as in WOLVES πŸ˜…

03.03.2026 22:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Today I feel… lupine

03.03.2026 21:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I think that was obviously a real battle all night and they’d been niggling each other. Don’t love it but time and a place

23.02.2026 22:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

She said him doing it was an ick and I meekly agreed

23.02.2026 22:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Bruno giving the ball away in midfield. I saw that happening about 5 seconds ahead of time and nearly screamed.

Probably been slower to warm to Lammens that many but that was a proper coming of age performance tonight.

23.02.2026 22:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Just did a Cunha celebration in Kelly’s face.

Wedding in the balance.

23.02.2026 22:01 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Cracking work. Hopefully be me in a week that!

22.02.2026 22:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

In terms of pep blushing, I agree

22.02.2026 21:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Haven’t felt like I’ve had force myself to cut back at all. And haven’t felt like I’ve missed out - had the odd treat/meal out/drink still but just easier to not over-indulge while also giving me a nudge to make sure I’m keeping active, so I find the effect multiplied.

22.02.2026 21:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ta. Needed the helping hand, but mad how much it motivates me to hold up my end of the bargain too.

22.02.2026 21:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Juiced to fuck ofc, like Pep would blush, but nearly 10kg down in 6 weeks - I call that Guinness o’clock

22.02.2026 21:06 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Arsenal. Funny.

18.02.2026 22:20 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yep. Which would be amazing if he weren’t so bloody dull πŸ˜‚

15.02.2026 21:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Just incredible. I fear for the rest when he actually starts playing well again

15.02.2026 21:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Time to stick the golf on and check where Schef… oh ffs how does he keep playing crap and contending

15.02.2026 20:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

What a comeback from Celtic. They’re still fighting for this title!

15.02.2026 15:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s the accent which makes it so fun I think. The way they would drag out Joaoooo Pedroooo eg

10.02.2026 20:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

After some fairly extensive research I can confirm that Brazilian Portuguese is the coolest language

10.02.2026 20:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Train to London this morning - delayed.
Saw Granny, who’s on the way out. She’s comfortable but resigned.
All trains out of Euston fucked. Shall we just stay in the Sheephaven then? Righto.

07.02.2026 15:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is vile

31.01.2026 09:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You’ve fallen right into my trap!

30.01.2026 10:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Seeing Nigel and the lads tonight. Buzzing.

30.01.2026 10:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Teams is down. The revolution is here.

29.01.2026 09:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Nice, thanks a million. Been trying to read up on the history of Ireland more in the past few years - owe it to my family there not to be the ignorant Brit!

28.01.2026 20:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The writing was so good - liked the way his own voice would come through with a bit of cynical wit occasionally.

Are his other works worth a read would you know?

28.01.2026 19:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Hahahaha yes!

28.01.2026 19:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Just finished this - enjoyable, incredibly detailed read on an Irish hero (no slander will be tolerated).

What a bitter old cunt β€œDev” was.

28.01.2026 19:05 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Two goals they’ve scored from corners against us this season that no other team would be allowed to get away with.

It’s genuinely like the level of violence Stoke used to get away with because they were perceived as physical, so the threshold for them was accordingly higher.

25.01.2026 21:48 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0