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I skipped the anal bleaching but am happy with the hair.
Getting my haircut and apparently "Anal Bryghtening" (sic.) is an available service ... 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
One thing is for certain, for better or worse: everyone alive right now will be leaving a very different world than they were born into, and that is not true of most of human history.
The Alaskan urge to go through 2 gallons of wiper fluid and seven rounds of the highest setting on wipers before you actually get out to scrape the windshield
AI says it's not World War III yet so
This is a long shot, but I'm wondering if anyone in JNU has a ground floor apt or Airbnb available for rent from mid March through June or July? I have a relative who is coming back to town after a long stay in the hospital and he is in a wheelchair in his house does not accommodate a wheelchair. 
They seem nice
So let me understand this ... the price of oil is up, which is "good" for Alaska's kids, because it potentially means more money for education ... but the reason the price of oil is up is that we are killing kids at their schools in other countries. Someone catapult me off this planet, please.
I would have loved to be in the hospital room when Markwayne Mullin was born:
Mom: Let's name him Mark-a nice solid Christian name
Dad: No no let's name him Wayne --it's a strong cowboy name
Mom: wait wait ... I know...!
You know you've lived in Alaska too long when you watch a taut thriller called "Dead of Winter" and all you can do is analyze the snow conditions and second guess the main character's driving techniques
Ever since my oldest turned 18, my approach is to give her my opinion about something, and she as a legal adult can do whatever she wants with that information. You can't teach anything to teenagers who know everything.🤷🏻♀️
Uh maybe that's because a lot of the people with power, time, and money for vacation homes keep blocking/yelling at everyone on Facebook over hurt feels instead of admitting that their kids can't afford to keep their own teeth without help and that's why they might never be grandparents
I know it's a little early, but I think I already found the 2026 family Christmas/New Year's card.
Of course Pam Bondi wants to put the slag heap of lawyers who remain willing to do this administration's dirty work beyond the reach of their state licensing authorities. So much for states' rights!
World War 3 totally blows you guys
"Berm Rage" needs its own entry in the DSM IV. #juneausnowpocalypse #iykyk
Lol 💯💯💯💯
The Alaskan teenage urge to wear hoodies and slides in 4 foot drifts of snow
"WERE"?!
Sorry, it actually starts at about 8 minutes in
www.ktoo.org/video/gavel/...
ICYMI: it was a great hearing. My testimony starts toward the beginning at 2:00:00.
Me signing school permission slips, tax forms, software terms of use, insurance claims, and the credit card screen when I buy an avocado and stick of deodorant
As many have pointed out, the horse is out of the barn. However, it's possible that litigation could void the agreement that the state made with DOJ, such that the state would not be allowed/required to act on DOJ's post-review dictated "cleanse" of our voter rolls.
I'll be testifying tomorrow (on my personal time & in my personal capacity) in the House Judiciary Committee at the request of the chair. I will be explaining why, in my view, was a mistake for the State to disclose AK's confidential voter data to DOJ. It will be on Gavel to Gavel at 1:00pm. #akleg
Why do people always talk about "back-of-the-napkin math?" Why is the math never done on the front of the napkin? Because there's sauce on it? Also, nobody should be doing math on napkins anymore. That's what your phone is for.
Stop me if you've seen this one before
This comment wins the internet for today's dog discourse