Straight of Hormuz, with Buddha imposed, text: The realization that the lack of oil isn't causing your suffering, but the desire for oil itself, on your path to enlightenment.
Possible solution to the Strait of Hormuz?
forming a posse to round up the creators of the WebP format so that i can encase them in a rapidly solidifying clear resin cube, as a metaphor
If only a college professor could condescendingly yell at her that AI is useful, I bet she’d feel so much better about all this
Can’t believe “Grammarly”, the company with an unclear purpose but seemingly unlimited YouTube preroll advertising budget, would do something annoying with AI
♫ Cause I’m, Woke Ginger, check it and see, I got a logo on my apology,
Something weirdly perfect about the American team seeing an event that has come to represent how fun and joyous baseball can be and saying "let's be dour scolds, let's make that our whole thing." Kind of hope DR mercy rules us tomorrow.
#NewMusicFriday
Modest Mouse - Look How Far...
Leader of a sovereign country is being illegally tortured in your city @mayor.nyc.gov
#birdbot
2% OF THE POPULATION ARE REPRESENTED IN 50% OF BROADCAST NETWORK DRAMAS
qz.com/1872176/half...
Ok but which part of the Bible because I could stand to see some Pharoahs drown
*Scrolling back through Track Star*
Taco Bell, I hate your new bougie food rollouts and $7 price points. Put a stoner in charge, make the food cheaper, and give me a million dollars for literature
A google maps view of the area around the Strait of Hormuz, with crude markup showing the 4 steps to successfully clearing the strait: 1. Build up speed 2. Hit Trampoline 3. Cool backflip 4. Nail the landing The boat is illustrated using a clip art yacht, and the trampoline is also just kind of floating there.
wait. wait. everyone hold on. i've solved it
yeah things are completely different today. absolutely.
bsky.app/profile/matt...
nigel farage tweet: The Bank of England is replacing Winston Churchill with a picture of a beaver on our bank notes. This is the definition of woke.
i, for one, am delighted that we finally have a definition of “woke”
I've heard Americans are the most propagandized people on Earth. I think we're probably a close second.
Not diving into geopolitics but the way men on the internet think they can solve a high stakes, complicated pickle that involves both logistics and war with the brainstorm they typed into their phones while sitting on the toilet…
A lot of discussion right now about How To Fix All This and one of my ideas is the Toddler New Deal. Policies based on stuff like "Clean up after yourself" and "You have to share with the other kids"
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popped up on FB memories
still laughing at this after 11 years
Oh yeah? What's a strait?
Honestly, every Wyoming trip I take, I have stop at the Maverick
I pledge allegiance to the false flag of the United States of America
Metric - Victim of Luck
#SongOfTheDay #MusicChallenge
mcgruff the crime dog on instagram (@mcgruffatncpc) standing next to the text "VIOLENCE AGAINST WOMEN PLEDGE"
crime dog you gotta find some better wording for this
