Miranda Vanderbilt

“I thought you were the ultimate knight? You didn’t lie to your princess did you?”

“Oh that sounds wonderful! With so many songs that exist surely there has to be one that features an execution in it?

There’s a genre for everything after all! Even silverware! Ah~ precious and shiny silverware~”

“Maybe songs would be better if they showed what was in the title! That way we can get both our explosions and executions while listening to our favorite songs!

The sound of screams I’ve heard works wonders as singers!”

“Oh of course! Any song that features either something cute or executions of the sort are an instant favorite by me!

Execution by daylight is a song I’ve only discovered recently by one of those rave places, I was slightly disappointed by the lack of daylight and executions however”

“Oh it’s going guillotine? That’s my favorite how did you know? Nothing makes me happier than seeing the air people executed via guillotine!”

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“Hopefully they’re not false advertising like those Swedish fish are. However marketed them are gummy fish are evil, hmph!”

“Well… if those adorable marshmallow creatures can than I’m sure I can as well!

But mermallows…perhaps an offset of the merfolk and marshmallows? How would that work?”

-Just the thought of how cute a creature like that could be caused the princess to blush a bit-

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Her forte was looking cute and Maaaaaybe starting a few wars accidentally and/or on purpose not knowing marketing and advertising deals.-

“How adorable… who would’ve thought something so small and adorable could be marketed so well!

That means…I could be marketed like them as well! Oh how that would spread the word of the merkingdom even further!”

-Despite her idea she really wasn’t that business smart.

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Not that she’d eat one even if she did find them.-

“Oh of course! If such creatures existed then I’d have to have one for myself! But you said these creatures were packaged foods? Where would I obtain them?”

-She seemed to enjoy the other’s company, that and she loved the cute food callled peeps despite never having one.

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And by that, she just got a lot of cannons and aimed them towards the island.-

“Alright serfs, we’re going to fire at that island in the sky indiscriminately~

But if some escape, capture them and bring them to me~”

-And with that, the firing began.-

-The princess’s eyes narrowed in anger as she looked above. The flying castle island above her and the volcano could only mean one thing to her.-

“The air people…

Good get closer, I’ll show you who’s better~”

-The princess soon went down under the water, planning out her next move.

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I mean, why else would they be marketed so heavily?-

“Oh it absolutely would be! If they were creatures like these peeps then it would be an honor to see them!

I’m sure they’re out there somewhere after all!”

-Even if her thoughts were dubious at best she still seemed happy to believe these peeps creatures were real.

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“How interesting…if they’re disguised as animals to avoid people eating them that makes sense.

I have never seen a marshmallow creature before either, I wonder where they’re found?”

-…She got the completely wrong idea from her words…

Well she seemed more interested than before at least.-

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“So that’s what these creatures are called! Maybe I can find one out in the wild, were they the ones who made this thingy then as well?”

-Miri smiled warmly, seemingly thinking the peeps were real animals…

Which wouldn’t be the weirdest thing she’s seen.-

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-Well of course! As soon as she caught wind to it she just had to buy it!

It pays to be from a rich family a lot.-

“Ahh~! All for me! Look at the cute things on the side of it too!”

-Good thing Miri only bought one!

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Ok, maybe she bought a tiny bit more than one.

She couldn’t help herself! They weren’t shiny but they were cute!-

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Did she do so on purpose? Or was it accidental? She made it seem like the ladder.-

“Aww… that’s a shame, I love watching executions! It’s one of my favorite pastimes! Why we have public executions every week!”

“Oh! So you’re like a rare endangered animal! I know those! My kingdom had one before it ended up drowning. Who would’ve thought that non aquatic creatures wouldn’t be able to breathe underwater?”

-…Never trust the princess with a let of any kind was now certainly something to keep in mind.

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“Politics? Oh no no, they were always fated to join the merkingdom!

They simply chose a less desirable way of going about it, but we managed to take hold of Atlantis either way!”

-Yes someone should stop her!

…meanwhile Miri is attempting to buy the same thing! Don’t judge her! She thinks it’s cute!-

“Oh not at all! In fact Atlantis used to exist! However it was taken over by the merkingdom by my father!

So now it’s just another aspect of the merkingdom!”

“I am Miranda Vanderbilt, a pleasure to meet someone so interesting~

And of course! The merkingdom supports all love interests between its people!”

“You’re fun to be around! Especially with the gayest clap you did! I must respect that!”

“Gasp! Perhaps that’s the gayest clap!”

-Gayer sneeze-