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Wonkette writer & senior editor I'm just an animal, looking for a home. Retweets do not imply comprehension. Born at 318.43 ppm atmospheric carbon. He/him In Idaho, but not of Idaho.

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Maybe Trump Bombed Some Schools, But At Least Gas Prices Are Going Higher And Higher It's a Dire situation in the Strait, and we're spending all this Money for Nothing.

Gosh, if only there were other sources of energy that we could have switched to in the last 30+ years.

Maybe Trump Bombed Some Schools, But At Least Gas Prices Are Going Higher And Higher
www.wonkette.com/p/maybe-trum...

12.03.2026 16:47 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Officer having anxiety attack took ambulance sent for man dying from police shooting, report says A man who was shot by Connecticut police last year and later died had to wait 10 extra minutes for another ambulance to arrive at the scene, after another officer having an anxiety attack took the fir...

Dyshan Best, a Black man, who was shot by police and later died had to wait 10 extra minutes for an ambulance after an officer having a β€œmild anxiety attack” took the first one that arrived at the scene
apnews.com/article/poli...

Rage rage rage

12.03.2026 16:05 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2
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Washington State Just Outmaneuvered Trump’s Coal Order A new law piles taxes on the state’s last remaining coal plant, making it too expensive to operate.

This is the Way.

"Washington’s Governor Bob Ferguson is expected to sign a bill on Wednesday that accomplishes one very narrow goal: It taxes the hell out of any electricity generated by the TransAlta Centralia coal plant, effectively pricing it out of the market."

heatmap.news/energy/washi...

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2.5 million views

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The Scale of Billionaires’ Campaign Donations is Overwhelming U.S. Politics

The New York Times published an extraordinary study of the role of billionaires in politics earlier this week, that naturally got lost in everything that is going on, including in Iran.
Here is a gift link to the article, and a few select quotes:
www.nytimes.com/2026/03/09/u...

12.03.2026 00:58 πŸ‘ 804 πŸ” 469 πŸ’¬ 24 πŸ“Œ 35

Why did I click on this? Why did I spare one second thinking about Carolyn Bessette and JFK JR? Maybe it was to witness this, the dumbest sentence ever to appear in the NYT, on the early 90s romance of rich white beautiful super-connected people: "This is a paean to a lost meritocratic New York."

11.03.2026 16:05 πŸ‘ 111 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 0
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Where Are Democrats Stomping Republican Incumbents Today? Sad.

In New Hampshire’s comically large state House, a one-seat flip won’t significantly alter the GOP majority of 216 to 176 over Democrats. Unless, of course, this is a portent of another 2017-style blue wave.

Where Are Democrats Stomping Republican Incumbents Today?
www.wonkette.com/p/where-are-...

11.03.2026 18:47 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Nick Clegg Doesn’t Want to Talk About Superintelligence After leaving Meta last year, the former deputy prime minister of the UK is charting a new path in the AI industry that has nothing to do with AGI.

Nick Clegg, former president of global affairs at Meta, has a lot to say about tech under the Trump admin ("endless ring-kissing"), the EU's AI regulation ("a ludicrous act of self-harm"), and much more.

An excellent @wired.com interview from @joelkhalili.bsky.social.

11.03.2026 11:00 πŸ‘ 65 πŸ” 23 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 2

you can tell Wired has been doing good journalism lately because there's been increased whining by the extraction class about how Wired mysteriously changed in the decade since tech titans fully revealed themselves as sociopaths

from this recent Dorsey interview:

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Clones. What else could it mean? πŸ€”

11.03.2026 18:27 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I can remember a lot of Brain In A Box science fiction stories, but I doubt that's of any help.

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We meet again, Commissioner Bele.

Star Trek TOS, Season 3, episode 15, "Let That Be Your Last Litterbox"

11.03.2026 18:21 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a close up of a dog with the words [ doge intensifies ] written below it Alt: a close up of a shiba inu dog, "animated" to make the image appear to vibrate, with the words [ doge intensifies ] written below it

Wow. So warrior ethos. Very lethality. Wow.

11.03.2026 18:13 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The idea that America isn’t for everyone who wants to be an American is something that makes my blood boil. Posting a photo of yourself as a Congressman smiling next to these words is wicked. It’s antithetical to the concept of America.

11.03.2026 03:34 πŸ‘ 6427 πŸ” 1144 πŸ’¬ 67 πŸ“Œ 381

AI is Diana Moon Glampers from "Harrison Bergeron"?

11.03.2026 14:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
You preferred human writing.
You’re either sharply attuned to the qualities that make for great writing, or a lucky guesser. Maybe you also noticed that human writing often includes some clunky phrases, like this passage from Cormac McCarthy’s β€œBlood Meridian,” caused by the author’s aversion to punctuation: β€œAs well ask men what they think of stone.”

A.I. used to make mistakes like these. But today’s systems are much more fluid than their predecessors β€” so fluid, in fact, that finding grammatical errors or nonstandard syntax is often a hint that you’re looking at a human’s prose, not a machine’s.

You preferred human writing. You’re either sharply attuned to the qualities that make for great writing, or a lucky guesser. Maybe you also noticed that human writing often includes some clunky phrases, like this passage from Cormac McCarthy’s β€œBlood Meridian,” caused by the author’s aversion to punctuation: β€œAs well ask men what they think of stone.” A.I. used to make mistakes like these. But today’s systems are much more fluid than their predecessors β€” so fluid, in fact, that finding grammatical errors or nonstandard syntax is often a hint that you’re looking at a human’s prose, not a machine’s.

"Clunky phrases"
"AI used to make mistakes like these"

-NYT, in reference to the writing of CORMAC MCCARTHY

We need to bring back dueling. Pistols at dawn

www.nytimes.com/interactive/...

11.03.2026 14:31 πŸ‘ 165 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 7

Today's AI systems would never produce scientific impossibilities like "My mother is a fish" or "Listen: Billy Pilgrim has come unstuck in time."

11.03.2026 14:37 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The thing you never stop hearing about the Dem elite β€” that their messaging on certain issues was captured by a noisy sliver of the population who don’t talk like normal people β€” is all that’s happening to the entirety of elite gop, admin and otherwise β€” comms and policymakers

11.03.2026 13:47 πŸ‘ 1415 πŸ” 246 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 5

Cojones is both too naughty and too Mexican; chutzpah is too Jewish.

Now expect wingnut influencers to start saying that "having the cahoots" has always been a thing.

10.03.2026 05:57 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The opportunities for malicious compliance are endless.

10.03.2026 05:54 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Tell the parents, so the child can be shipped immediately to conversion therapy or just kicked out of the house.

10.03.2026 05:50 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Jesus Christ my idiot state.

10.03.2026 05:46 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

WRONG!

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Mr. Rogers' Neighbor's Lawnmower

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Betty White Power

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The Kyle MacLachlan Group

10.03.2026 05:41 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I suppose a good username for something might be "Christian Sleater-Kinney."

10.03.2026 05:38 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

On the one hand, I believe democracy is a good thing.

On the other, I am astounded how many MAGAs are mad at the person on Twitter who goes by "Liam Nissan" because they wish celebrities would stick to acting and not talk about politics.

10.03.2026 04:34 πŸ‘ 30 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Gotta pay for roads some other way than a gas tax, but some places hit EVs with taxes way out of proportion to what a comparable gas vehicle would pay

07.03.2026 20:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A visceral hatred of "press 1 for English" still has massive explanatory power for Republican psychology

07.03.2026 18:16 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0