SLOW LEARNER 🇨🇦

She is a visionary. Before Melania, no one had ever thought to pair an ugly enormous hat with a pedophile husband. She is truly the Elon Musk of hooker trophy wives.

It must be exhausting for them to constantly have to create their own reality where they are the bad ass tough guys who win everything and everyone fears and respects them. They are just losers and idiots.

Where are the millions of guns Americans wave with pride? Why so afraid to use them when your lives and futures are at risk? Stop hoping someone else is going to save you. Do what it takes to save yourselves.

Why does anyone bother covering this idiot's press conferences? He says nothing, praises Dump like he is some sort of military genius, and make ridiculous threats.

Or give it back to the consumers it was stolen from.

This is the same guy that hung a framed fake Time Magazine cover of himself in his office. And stole someone else's Nobel Prize.

No more dick pics....sorry, pictures of a dick

Guys, stop posting unflattering pictures of Hegseth. He doesn't like it.

Hegseth thinks he has Obama level oratory skills, but he sounds like the 3rd lead in a straight to video war movie.

To be fair, she has to because no one else will post praising her.

Ditto Canada 🍁

Or at an opera house or a university or in the volunteer parking space of a food bank.

No, their plan is to bankrupt and destroy America. Promises made, promises kept.

Putin needs money for his war with Ukraine and so Dump destabilizes the Middle East to disrupt oil supply and eases up on constraints against Russian oil, just as oil tops $100 a barrel.

This drunk Fox News host built a make up studio and spent millions on lobster and a grand piano. Appearance is all he knows.

America, your president is a psychopath.

And this panel will consist of such military geniuses as Erika Kirk, Kid Rock and Steven Segal.

Well, she takes a hell of a risk every time she has contractually obligated sex with her husband.

Ogles and tuberville are just following the president's lead.

When you are a dick, every photo of you is a dick pic.

MAGA, in a nutshell: stupid hats and clown shoes.

Don't worry, he'll go bankrupt again any minute now.

You've already lost Canada.

Why is everyone so afraid of this clown? He is an 80 yr old incontinent fool rotting in his own skin. The most he can do is fire them and he won't.

Sigh. Enough. We have had it with your disrespect and threats. Enjoy your war and your criminal president. When a sleeper cell kills thousands on US soil, don't look north for help. Elbows up 🍁

Says the guy committing the violence.

She doesn't know which voice in her head to listen to.

The poorest selling blow up doll at Lenny's Discount Sex Toy Emporium

Time to flood the internet with every shitty picture of Hegseth we can find.

You'd think.