Sen. Lemon Gogurt

implausible lolo reboot

from the beautiful minds that brought you Rule 34,

lol got o hell

this bullshit goes back to thinking the cotton gin might be a replacement for slavery

neither do I. finally in my 50s I can grow a credible goatee.

please stop saying my dad looks like Ted cruz

how long does a 1 oz bottle last if you use it every day?

that would be the least helpful thing I could do for her. not credible.

plus, if you tune in tomorrow at 11, you can see the beard

there are only two good uses for a decent social media following
1. helping other people
2. getting good advice

tomorrow is for the first in support of @antlervel.vet. today, as a new beard guy, I need a recommendation for a good beard oil that isn't so expensive I shave instead.

lol

*taste-testing blindfolded*
ME: This one must be the Diet Coke, because it's cold. The other one must be the coffee.
TESTER: Correct.

it should be illegal to start comedy as a headliner because you got famous for memorizing someone else's work

053 - Law & Order - Powerful Legal Brain ft Charles

Hellllloooo haters! Joining us with his Powerful Legal Brain to hate on LAW & ORDER is @ugarles.bsky.social. We deep dive why this beloved procedural is evil and some of the worst copaganda because of how normal it appears. Listen wherever you get podcasts

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This was so good, America has a lot of problems but at least "the Royal Family" isn't one www.lrb.co.uk/the-paper/v4...

I thought the calorie counter would be angrier about the big burger but it wasn't awful. I used to eat that dinner - and by used to i mean a few months ago and a few months from now - all the time. I'd go insane on an OMAD lifestyle.

I will be on at 11pm to tell the story of the worst honeymoon and my secret skill, previously told one time only at Lincoln Lodge.

7. "I need to write about how pernicious L&O is" has been knocking around in my head for a decade and as soon as I found out about this podcast I knew I'd found a way to get out my message that was better than silly old writing.

explaining how Ramadan feels to an American:

ramadan mubarak my friend

been paying attention to what i eat. mostly skip breakfast these days but on sunday i skipped breakfast like usual and lunch because of circumstances beyond my control. with so few calories on the day i treated myself to a big fucking cheeseburger and fries for dinner and i thought i was going to c

what a cool way to remember a guy (former hofstra/nba player and current hofstra head coach) speedy claxton

plus his wiki has his brother's nickname too

crazy that she'd take this kind of chance so close to the election

scary they're watching us

they say some new cars lose 99% of their value when you drive them off the lot

denny keeps forgetting that he googled where are my keys

April 5 or April 29 are better than April 12 actually. Are those good for you? say, 11am my time?

more like AC Green

I must once again point out that one group of stupid people thought that the guy who uses “Palestinian” as an epithet to refer to a Jewish person he deems insufficiently loyal to Israel would help Palestinians, while a different group of stupid people don’t think the same guy is an anti-Semite.