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@davidvoorhees

80s kid. 80s adult. He/him.

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Diane, 11:30 AM, February 24th.
Entering the town of Twin Peaks.

25.02.2026 01:53 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What are the odds this sells out before Saturday πŸ˜–

18.02.2026 01:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Then you’re lying to yourself.

15.02.2026 01:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I bought 25 dolls today but also I have no space for anymore dolls. Also, I’m hungry but it’s cold out and so I guess I’ll just buy more dolls.

13.02.2026 02:41 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Good evening.

10.02.2026 01:47 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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09.02.2026 03:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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09.02.2026 02:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Are all commercials just de-aging now?

09.02.2026 02:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

HATED IT

09.02.2026 01:55 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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08.02.2026 21:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

One of my least favorite genres of music is covers of songs on drug commercials.

07.02.2026 19:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I would have gladly taken that set off your hands! πŸ˜†

07.02.2026 19:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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07.02.2026 19:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Gasp! By chance, are you going to have that new print you’re working on ready for C2E2?

06.02.2026 21:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

New title suggestions: Green Eggs and Green Ham; Eggs and Ham (Both Green); Do Not Eat This Meal

06.02.2026 13:34 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Two words: Wizards Duel

06.02.2026 03:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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05.02.2026 02:48 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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MUPPET SHOW. DO THAT. WATCH IMMEDIATELY.

05.02.2026 01:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That was fantastic!

05.02.2026 01:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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03.02.2026 23:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Markiplier is like 2x2=4, I think. But it’s been a while since I took a math class.

02.02.2026 12:56 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

As I was leaving the house, husband tells me Prophylactic Phil doesn’t even bother with looking for a shadow anymore? He picks a scroll? So it’s an even more scientific analysis now?

02.02.2026 12:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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28.01.2026 11:59 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Previously, on The Traitors…

23.01.2026 02:06 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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22.01.2026 22:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Me staring at every detail of the Masters of the Universe trailer.

22.01.2026 21:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

No. And I’ve watched the trailer something like 1000 times.

22.01.2026 21:06 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ‘€

18.01.2026 02:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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17.01.2026 02:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We are enjoying episode one of Starfleet Academy, but how Captain Ake sits in her chair is very off putting!

15.01.2026 23:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0