I already did my dues. I bought the ztd watch when it dropped.... :*)))

I kinda wanna buy the whole package just so I can stream it and people can experience the bullshit firsthand

usually everyones nice at work but like, very rarely we get calls that fucking suck and when they suck, they really fucking suck jfc

man I had a caller at work audibly complain about my service and say "wow, they really hire anyone here" and I'm like ma'am, you were calling bc you didnt know how to type a url and reset your password. I don't think you're one to talk rn

Alex and I have been calling paranormasight paranorman and now I cant call it by its actual name

ive very recently discovered dispatch and yall......they are doing crazy things to this man

I think the highest np I have for a 5 star is np3....

MULTIPLE NP5S???????

I'm kinda fast

It's SEAbling solidarity

choose your fighter 💚💙🧡

#digitalart #pokemonwindswaves #pokemon

I heard it's based off of indonesia or malaysia 👀

the festival to end all festivals

#fearandhungertermina

I got another robot accusation at work today 🥀 I knew I can sound monotone but I didnt know I was THAT monotone 😭

Yeah his voicemail was him saying hes not there and then playing the karaoke level in game and singing it 😭

I had another person's vm be a phone recording of chandelier by sia and I guess it just happens

Ok ive gotten some crazy voicemails during work but I deadass had a guy sing bakamitai for 2 minutes as his voicemail

am i crazy or is this just cunty peter griffin

Demifiend commission

Thank you @jordan-d-64.bsky.social !

Process below~

Colorblind caveman when the tribe tells him about nature:

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DOOM update

My student org chair is telling me I'd be a good fit for vice chair and Im like

I'm so sorry to hear, man. :( you can always reach out to me if you need anything

Have you ever seen this one

YEAHHH i didnt realize it either. it makes sense with balancing tho. you're paying $10 for a chance for a game changing buff to spawn

I didnt realize for the longest time that you need to buy a blank voucher in the run for antimatter to show up. I just kept thinking I was unlucky never seeing it in the shop

this video probably has some of the best comedic timing i've seen for a random shitpost