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She/Her | MINORS DNI | God's Favorite Princess | Shiny Cardboard Goblin | smolblin leader | Super Bachelor's-Degree-Level Luck | Twitch Affiliate | Snail Gang

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Like, there are a ton of fights that I'm like, "I bet this was so fucking hype in the manga, but they cannot help but have Finral opening and closing his hands frantically for 10 seconds at a time (I love Finral, but come on), undercutting how fucking rad this is"

This was fucking awesome tho

07.03.2026 17:08 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm watching thru Black Clover rn, and I feel like the anime does a disservice to a lot of fights, but my god, I think I just witnessed one of my favorite fights in anime

I was squealing

07.03.2026 17:07 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm 3/3 on raffles hosted by my apartment complex lmao

My building manager is baffled

Further proof that I am god's favorite princess

06.03.2026 03:00 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

oh god, we washed one of my jeans and now it has an adversarial relationship to my thighs

03.03.2026 06:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

In my Pathfinder session last night, we were sent by a Greatwyrm to infiltrate an Illithid colony and steal an item from an Elder Brain

So of course, we sent our scout in alone and he eliminated the entire colony in 20 minutes

The joys of being lvl 15

02.03.2026 14:20 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

*hears Maplestory music in youtube video*
Me, who hasn't opened Maplestory in a year: Did I forget to close Maplestory?

17.02.2026 15:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

And this isn't just a thing of me counting notable weights, my weight just doesn't fluctuate, outside of edge cases like getting the flu, or the period of time between me eating 3lbs of pasta and me using the bathroom the next morning

It's kinda fucked up

13.02.2026 00:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I seem to gain weight nearly exclusively in 10lb increments

In highschool, I was 115lbs till one day I checked and I was 125lbs

During covid, I was doing a lot of work outdoors and got pretty fit, then I was 135lbs

Now, my tits, ass, and thighs have grown, and I'm 145lbs lmao

13.02.2026 00:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

First time rigging eyes with VBridger blendshapes, and my face hurts so much from all of the testing and calibrating xD

04.02.2026 02:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Delaying stream by about 30 mins cause I had some major OBS troubleshooting this morning, and I am super hungry lmao

20.01.2026 18:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Today, we're going to be streaming Minecraft Alpha 1.0 in week 3 of our journey to play a new update every month. Only 1 more week to find a mob spawner!

Stream should start at 11am PT, or about 2.5 hours from this post! Hope to see you there <3

20.01.2026 16:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

hey, it was "i remembered something because hox mentioned horse cock" xD

14.01.2026 00:48 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I was planning on streaming some more Minecraft, and perhaps even some Hytale today, but I just worked an 11.5 hour shift the other day, and feel like I need the day to rest

See y'all next week~

13.01.2026 16:49 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

*There are two versions that are known as the first Alpha version of Minecraft, and we are playing Infdev-20100629, because I said so

06.01.2026 18:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Super excited to be back to streaming. Today, we'll be playing Minecraft Alpha 1.0* at 11AM PT, or in about 30 mins after this post!

Can't wait to get started~

06.01.2026 18:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I still don't have all of my prep done for this yet, but I think I'm ready enough!

Next Tuesday (1/6) at 11AM Pacific Time, we will be back to streaming with Minecraft! I can't wait to share what I have planned :3

28.12.2025 15:54 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I still don't have all of my prep done for this yet, but I think I'm ready enough!

Next Tuesday (1/6) at 11AM Pacific Time, we will be back to streaming with Minecraft! I can't wait to share what I have planned :3

28.12.2025 15:54 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I have an idea for a new series, and it has me so excited that I have 6 pages of notes already. There is still so much research to do

This might take awhile to prep and get the timeline together, but this has me real excited to make content again

22.11.2025 20:44 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
it happened again, except grass won once (seuin sky got second in that race too lmao)

it happened again, except grass won once (seuin sky got second in that race too lmao)

AGAIN??

22.11.2025 00:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
5 wins Virgo Cup graded league round 1, all from Seiun Sky on a solo front runner team (a bad idea)

5 wins Virgo Cup graded league round 1, all from Seiun Sky on a solo front runner team (a bad idea)

Tfw you accidentally make one of your CM front runners too good at the 2nd leg and neglect the final stretch, completely cock-blocking your other front runner from ever winning, then bench them and immediately see results

22.11.2025 00:23 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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RAFFLETIME!!!

Because I got 500 on bsky and Twitch around the same time I thought it’s be a great time to hold one of these!

Thank you all so much for all your support! I love you all!!!

#goblin

10.11.2025 18:01 πŸ‘ 33 πŸ” 25 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 7
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i'm such a gamer lmao

(i should not have won)

09.11.2025 03:16 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I can't believe the night after I drunkenly theory up a guts deck for scenario 2, they announce that we're actually getting the guts rework months ahead of time

"I know this is gonna be dogshit, but could you imagine running scenario 2 post-rework with this nonsense?"

04.11.2025 02:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I thought I had well over 100 Agnes Tachyon runs, because i have 6 3* Tachys

No.

I have 35 runs. I have 3 3* speeds, a 3* power, and 2 3* staminas

I have 276 total runs, and 4 non-Tachyon 3*s

60% of my 3*s are an uma who only accounts for 13% of my runs

29.10.2025 01:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

*adds work friend on Steam*

Wait, now they could figure out that I'm a horny goblin on the internet

*Steam recommends me an nsfw furry game because of them*

Equivalent exchange, I suppose

21.10.2025 04:29 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Akaiye - OC

23.09.2025 16:37 πŸ‘ 1787 πŸ” 514 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 2

I'm feeling under the weather rn, but I'm also feeling so excited to do things

Kai got a new job at a barn that does really cool nonprofit work and is super good to their animals. We may also finally share a day off

We also just started moving to a new bigger space

Things are looking up ^^

18.10.2025 18:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Silence Suzuka winning Group A Finals of Cancer Cup with a final time of 1:31.2, by a nose

Silence Suzuka winning Group A Finals of Cancer Cup with a final time of 1:31.2, by a nose

Winrates for this CM:
Silence Suzuka 28.4%
Seiun Sky 17.3%

Winrates for this CM: Silence Suzuka 28.4% Seiun Sky 17.3%

First time Group A Finals win!

My lowest winrate CM, but as it turns out, you only gotta win the rounds that matter

16.10.2025 01:34 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Here are some silly arts made with restrictions, that turned out better than expected! The circumstances of their creation are in the alt text :p

15.10.2025 00:59 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Also, the training weights can be good to practice fundamentals without getting caught up in details that are frankly not as important. When you work with shitty brushes, you'll compensate with learning form. When you work in pen, you'll learn to make your lines count and how to adjust on the go

15.10.2025 00:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0