Health providers: why do you deserve for me to treat you with this treatment that your doctor prescribed you?
Me: idk, bc it was prescribed?
HP: I’m going to check my magic 8 ball & either you will owe $262 or you will receive terrible care & have to try another provider
Between the new Lady Gaga album and the new Chappell Roan song I'm really bopping out during the authoritarian nightmare.
How am I supposed to recover from All The Young Dudes 😭 what do you mean it’s overrrr. this is the most beautiful story of chronic illness, of discovering you’re queer, of being someone’s secret & then turning it into something more. Remus Lupin… “the gravity of him, and the lightness of him.”😭😭
do you ever wear an outfit that you think is pretty innocuous and then everyone comments on it? Like damn I AM BEING PERCEIVED
I may feel like I’m dying from the flu but I’m going to see Halsey in June!!! finally!!! 💞😭
Peanut is a little queen of Philly, with no tail, a skin condition, anxiety and a love of cardboard 💗
I bought heart shaped pillows last weekend and I guess they were for this 💗cutie pie💗 all along
I mean it IS her signature but 🙈 they coulda got that for like $15 during the original release and it feels a little icky!
Unfortunately they are doing some ✨embellishing✨ one might say, and the guitar just has the TTPD signature insert pasted on the guitar 🫠 it is already up to $7k and I fear people don’t realize the actual value
I wanna be defined by the things that I love, not the things I hate… ✨💗 #LoverCardigan
I’m pretty sure my coworkers who passed their one year anniversaries in January got flower bouquets today and I, who had their SIX year anniversary, received diddly squat. I am one of the longest tenured members on this team, but that’s fine. I’ll just be at my desk.
I have mixed feelings about it, mostly bc I disagree with some of her single choices 😂 and wish she gave some other sneaky peek into the albums and if she did, it could’ve been amazing… but I *also* did love when I first heard “The 1” for the first time. Ah!
I just found out the benefit I’m going to later this month is going to have a guitar SIGNED BY TAYLOR in their silent auction 🥺💕 there’s no way I’ll get it but maybe I’ll get to see it!! 😭
I keep thinking about that too. Just… where will those ideas, where will the content go? Where will people “act out” in a way?
OH NO …. you should respond, “boy do I have the documentary for you,” and then send him Jurassic Park.
How do you handle photo storage on your phones?? I’m almost out of room on (free) Google Photos; I’m paying for iCloud but I hate it but I feel like I need it bc the free can’t hold a phone back up. But do I need that?? What if my phone gets stolen or lost? Crying. Why is this so hard.
Yes!! So many. And spammy messages coming to my inbox that disappear days later. It’s annoying.
I’ve made a list of personal to-dos for the first quarter, which I seem to do every year, but I am *determined* to get them done this time. Mostly because half of them are meant to bring me joy and keep me out of a depressy state during the bitter winter months 🥲
Agree w/ the other! Maybe add some chicken but I would keep w/ the rice & if it persists take her back to the vet. When we moved one of our dogs had diarrhea for about a week; realized it was stress/anxiety. Dogs get anxiety tummy just like humans! But good to check in if it persists!
Trying to approach 2025 the way St. Margaret is approaching Beelzebub
Oh 100%. We had a bday gathering for me a couple weeks back and Brad was hoping to whip out his PlayStation lol. Although our last NYE party was so wild we felt like we might’ve contributed to ushering in the pandemic 😂
Sometimes I have a hard time accepting that parties are fewer & farther between; I’m a night owl, I love parties and meeting people and dressing up. My friends are settling down more, having kids, etc. Things change. But I’ve learned every night IS what you make it. 💞
I was originally hoping to go out for NYE, but everyone was sick/busy. I so appreciate that my husband is on board when I concoct a way to reinvent a night in 😅. We whipped out the T-Pain cocktail book, turned on movies/TV and made 2025 bingo cards.
In the words of Taylor Swift, I just, I mean, this is exhausting, you know? 🙃
I switched over a year ago. Sound quality is def better but sometimes I miss Spotify. Apple isn’t nearly as good at recommending NEW music/ making playlists for you/etc. and I used that feature A LOT. Interface is fine — I got used to it quickly and haven’t had any issues!!
yeah I think a normal pet shelter might be best for me 🫣 I’ll have to do some thorough research!
Not me saying I might volunteer at a wild bird sanctuary only to start reading about bird flu 💀 the universe really told me to sit my immunocompromised ass down
Merry Christmas Eve from Miss Guinevere and her ✨new✨ alien stuffy. She will protec this planet with her life!! Unless there is peanut butter!! Then it’s anyone’s guess!
my hair stylist quit (that’s big for a curly girl!!). My expensive earring fell out in a restaurant. My family is stressin’ and depressy. Tis the season for me to feel like knots in my stomach. 🙃
Siri, play Merry Christmas, please don’t call!!!
The best goal! I will be making Xmas treats for my family for the next couple days ☺️ and *trying* (key word) to help build a make-shift TALL fence since we have found out this little guy can climb our current fence. He last got out and caused a ruckus on Thanksgiving 💀 don’t trust that sweet face!!
