Obviously the broader culture is not in a good place but it's heartening that television keeps returning to one of the eternal storytelling themes: Padma Lakshmi imperiously striding into the room and demanding that you make her a delicious treat.
Obviously the broader culture is not in a good place but it's heartening that television keeps returning to one of the eternal storytelling themes: Padma Lakshmi imperiously striding into the room and demanding that you make her a delicious treat.
Terror Alert Level:
"The CIA conspired to make me less cool than I was when I was 25" is the most succinct Gen X manifesto I've ever heard
Love it when our nationβs defense contractors all spend their Friday nights subtweeting each other about killing everyone in the world
this is the most disturbing thing youβve posted in the last 15 minutes
Intern: Patient's 35 years old, checked in because he saw a dog that was "too big"
Dr. Robby: Come on we talked about this. You can't come in for that
Dr. Al-Ashimi: Actualllly, one in three dogs is too big
*she looks at the camera*
And it's perfectly normal to be afraid of them.
Ten glorious years of a guy who has mostly been the president and always been the main character of American political life doing posts like this and everyone trying to figure out what cable news segment he saw, misunderstood in the way a dog might misunderstand a crossword, and made into policy.
going after that growing 1099 vote
The big Canada-Sweden curling beef, explained: defector.com/the-big-cana...
Peggy Noonan:
I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what
To: Jeffrey Epstein[jeevacation@gmail.com] From: Sent: Wed 7/15/2009 1:56:13 AM Subject: Re: florida visit? good typing! oh well, looks like it's a long flight anyhow... edmonton is so far away from EVERYTHING. On Tue, Jul 14, 2009 at 7:49 PM, Jeffrey Epstein <jeevacation@gmail.com> wrote: i am tied up until aug On Tue, Jul 14, 2009 at 9:41 PM, wrote: You planted a seed with your invite today. I have next Wed thru Sunday off (July 22-26), my last vacation for months. I was going to take polo lessons in Calgary but I (DON'T) think my body can handle it! I pull a muscle every time, and I'm starting to realize my budding polo career might have to take a back seat to my actual job. think What are you doing next week?
The word don't is censored. Don't, or Don T. If you're looking for just some fun proof they're doing control+f censoring
new yorkers survive in the city long-term by traveling in a kind of invisible force field bubble that maintains another body's amount of space between you & everyone else whenever possible. the snowbanks are collapsing this & everybody is riding a knife's edge of irritation that is starting to give
Donald Trump blog post Last night I saw, "MELANIA," for the second time. The audience loved it, and so do I. Check it out β A MUST SEE!
Heβs talking about the person
the troubador william joel, looking flabbergasted as hell
when you realize everything you wrote in βwe didnβt start the fireβ came true
Richard scarry image of pigs eating hot dogs
Feel like heβs breaking the 4th wall bc he realized this is kinda fβd up
The hairdresser holds up the mirror so I can see the back of my haircut but she accidentally uses the mirror that reveals how you die. I see my 80-year-old self tumbling down a hill after slacklining for the 1st time. I never know how to react in these situations, so I just mumble "wow I love it"
Jodie Foster: They should have sent a poet
Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When youβre in space all day is night
Was a big fan of the monolith from 2001, had no idea it visited Epstein Island. Donating my Blu-Ray to charity.
lol www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8UvLHp5/
My wife left open the gate to the yard and I ran out into the street. I could have really hurt myself.
me: you ever notice you can pair any two monosyllabic words together and itβll sound like an action comedy Sex Jail Crime Boys Gun Dog friend: Rax do you not have a job you need to go to or something? me: unfortunately having thoughts like this IS my job friend: Lucky me me: Get Mike
nobody understands me
The orc from Return of the King saying βThe age of men is over. Now the Jingle Hop has begun.β He is wearing a Santa hat
Ad for Sebastianβs new special at the bottom of a TSA luggage bin that says βPLACE YOUR EMOTIONAL BAGGAGE HEREβ
TSA x Sebastian Maniscalco is the wildest comedy special promo collab Iβve ever seen.
people are reading "catch-and-kill" in the journalistic sense but she was probably just finding raccoons for him to eat
just realized the epstein list is basically the EBDB from The League
I really appreciated this popular science article covering our recent manuscript β big shout-out to @jakecurrie.bsky.social, thank you so much for taking the time to share your writing!
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