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Obviously the broader culture is not in a good place but it's heartening that television keeps returning to one of the eternal storytelling themes: Padma Lakshmi imperiously striding into the room and demanding that you make her a delicious treat.

07.03.2026 05:30 πŸ‘ 1372 πŸ” 78 πŸ’¬ 24 πŸ“Œ 6

Terror Alert Level:

06.03.2026 00:33 πŸ‘ 641 πŸ” 140 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

"The CIA conspired to make me less cool than I was when I was 25" is the most succinct Gen X manifesto I've ever heard

04.03.2026 00:38 πŸ‘ 7484 πŸ” 1516 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 72

Love it when our nation’s defense contractors all spend their Friday nights subtweeting each other about killing everyone in the world

28.02.2026 03:34 πŸ‘ 5859 πŸ” 1076 πŸ’¬ 66 πŸ“Œ 32

this is the most disturbing thing you’ve posted in the last 15 minutes

28.02.2026 00:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Intern: Patient's 35 years old, checked in because he saw a dog that was "too big"

Dr. Robby: Come on we talked about this. You can't come in for that

Dr. Al-Ashimi: Actualllly, one in three dogs is too big

*she looks at the camera*

And it's perfectly normal to be afraid of them.

27.02.2026 03:16 πŸ‘ 266 πŸ” 30 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 3

Ten glorious years of a guy who has mostly been the president and always been the main character of American political life doing posts like this and everyone trying to figure out what cable news segment he saw, misunderstood in the way a dog might misunderstand a crossword, and made into policy.

22.02.2026 03:31 πŸ‘ 6864 πŸ” 1327 πŸ’¬ 206 πŸ“Œ 33

going after that growing 1099 vote

20.02.2026 22:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
I love the Olympics, but I hate NBC's Olympics SFGATE columnist Drew Magary gives his hater's guide to NBC's Olympics coverage.

www.sfgate.com/olympics/art...

18.02.2026 22:46 πŸ‘ 137 πŸ” 21 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 5
Preview
The Big Canada-Sweden Curling Beef, Explained | Defector As a sport most people pay intense attention to for two weeks every four years and then not at all the rest of the time, curling can be slightly impenetrable to the casual viewer; its intricacies and ...

The big Canada-Sweden curling beef, explained: defector.com/the-big-cana...

15.02.2026 14:49 πŸ‘ 190 πŸ” 52 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 37
11.02.2026 22:13 πŸ‘ 8969 πŸ” 2183 πŸ’¬ 50 πŸ“Œ 11

Peggy Noonan:

09.02.2026 03:10 πŸ‘ 630 πŸ” 66 πŸ’¬ 24 πŸ“Œ 5

I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what

07.02.2026 14:34 πŸ‘ 17864 πŸ” 4466 πŸ’¬ 250 πŸ“Œ 110
To:
Jeffrey Epstein[jeevacation@gmail.com]
From:
Sent:
Wed 7/15/2009 1:56:13 AM
Subject:
Re: florida visit?
good typing!
oh well, looks like it's a long flight anyhow... edmonton is so far away from EVERYTHING.
On Tue, Jul 14, 2009 at 7:49 PM, Jeffrey Epstein <jeevacation@gmail.com>
wrote:
i am tied up until aug
On Tue, Jul 14, 2009 at 9:41 PM,
wrote:
You planted a seed with your invite today. I have next Wed thru Sunday off (July 22-26), my last vacation for months.
I was going to take polo lessons in Calgary but I (DON'T) think my body can handle it! I pull a muscle every time, and I'm starting to realize my budding polo career might have to take a back seat to my actual job.
think
What are you doing next week?

To: Jeffrey Epstein[jeevacation@gmail.com] From: Sent: Wed 7/15/2009 1:56:13 AM Subject: Re: florida visit? good typing! oh well, looks like it's a long flight anyhow... edmonton is so far away from EVERYTHING. On Tue, Jul 14, 2009 at 7:49 PM, Jeffrey Epstein <jeevacation@gmail.com> wrote: i am tied up until aug On Tue, Jul 14, 2009 at 9:41 PM, wrote: You planted a seed with your invite today. I have next Wed thru Sunday off (July 22-26), my last vacation for months. I was going to take polo lessons in Calgary but I (DON'T) think my body can handle it! I pull a muscle every time, and I'm starting to realize my budding polo career might have to take a back seat to my actual job. think What are you doing next week?

The word don't is censored. Don't, or Don T. If you're looking for just some fun proof they're doing control+f censoring

05.02.2026 23:30 πŸ‘ 10383 πŸ” 3085 πŸ’¬ 114 πŸ“Œ 175

new yorkers survive in the city long-term by traveling in a kind of invisible force field bubble that maintains another body's amount of space between you & everyone else whenever possible. the snowbanks are collapsing this & everybody is riding a knife's edge of irritation that is starting to give

01.02.2026 20:22 πŸ‘ 445 πŸ” 48 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 29
Donald Trump blog post 

Last night I saw, "MELANIA," for the second time. The audience loved it, and so do I. Check it out β€” A MUST SEE!

Donald Trump blog post Last night I saw, "MELANIA," for the second time. The audience loved it, and so do I. Check it out β€” A MUST SEE!

He’s talking about the person

31.01.2026 02:55 πŸ‘ 2212 πŸ” 127 πŸ’¬ 54 πŸ“Œ 14
the troubador william joel, looking flabbergasted as hell

the troubador william joel, looking flabbergasted as hell

when you realize everything you wrote in β€œwe didn’t start the fire” came true

13.01.2026 17:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Richard scarry image of pigs eating hot dogs

Richard scarry image of pigs eating hot dogs

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Feel like he’s breaking the 4th wall bc he realized this is kinda f’d up

10.01.2026 03:21 πŸ‘ 8426 πŸ” 916 πŸ’¬ 257 πŸ“Œ 66

The hairdresser holds up the mirror so I can see the back of my haircut but she accidentally uses the mirror that reveals how you die. I see my 80-year-old self tumbling down a hill after slacklining for the 1st time. I never know how to react in these situations, so I just mumble "wow I love it"

05.01.2026 19:22 πŸ‘ 688 πŸ” 113 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1

Jodie Foster: They should have sent a poet

Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night

24.12.2025 02:47 πŸ‘ 5300 πŸ” 894 πŸ’¬ 44 πŸ“Œ 29

Was a big fan of the monolith from 2001, had no idea it visited Epstein Island. Donating my Blu-Ray to charity.

19.12.2025 22:13 πŸ‘ 1451 πŸ” 237 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 3
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lol www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8UvLHp5/

09.12.2025 23:20 πŸ‘ 3432 πŸ” 961 πŸ’¬ 22 πŸ“Œ 63

My wife left open the gate to the yard and I ran out into the street. I could have really hurt myself.

06.12.2025 02:38 πŸ‘ 1402 πŸ” 196 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0
me: you ever notice you can pair any two monosyllabic words together and it’ll sound like an action comedy
Sex Jail
Crime Boys
Gun Dog

friend: Rax do you not have a job you need to go to or something?

me: unfortunately having thoughts like this IS my job

friend: Lucky me

me: Get Mike

me: you ever notice you can pair any two monosyllabic words together and it’ll sound like an action comedy Sex Jail Crime Boys Gun Dog friend: Rax do you not have a job you need to go to or something? me: unfortunately having thoughts like this IS my job friend: Lucky me me: Get Mike

nobody understands me

05.12.2025 18:39 πŸ‘ 815 πŸ” 44 πŸ’¬ 56 πŸ“Œ 15
The orc from Return of the King saying β€œThe age of men is over. Now the Jingle Hop has begun.” He is wearing a Santa hat

The orc from Return of the King saying β€œThe age of men is over. Now the Jingle Hop has begun.” He is wearing a Santa hat

24.12.2024 16:52 πŸ‘ 19863 πŸ” 4626 πŸ’¬ 98 πŸ“Œ 65
Ad for Sebastian’s new special at the bottom of a TSA luggage bin that says β€œPLACE YOUR EMOTIONAL BAGGAGE HERE”

Ad for Sebastian’s new special at the bottom of a TSA luggage bin that says β€œPLACE YOUR EMOTIONAL BAGGAGE HERE”

TSA x Sebastian Maniscalco is the wildest comedy special promo collab I’ve ever seen.

23.11.2025 17:00 πŸ‘ 230 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 1

people are reading "catch-and-kill" in the journalistic sense but she was probably just finding raccoons for him to eat

22.11.2025 15:04 πŸ‘ 4205 πŸ” 616 πŸ’¬ 26 πŸ“Œ 14

just realized the epstein list is basically the EBDB from The League

18.11.2025 20:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I really appreciated this popular science article covering our recent manuscript β€” big shout-out to @jakecurrie.bsky.social, thank you so much for taking the time to share your writing!
nautil.us/fierce-debat... bsky.app/profile/jlst...

15.11.2025 17:05 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1