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Colorado Rapids 2019 'Black Diamond' Away Kit Released The Colorado Rapids just launched their new 2019 away uniform, which is dubbed the 'Black Diamond' kit.

This is reminiscent of the black diamond kit, which notably did not include the color...black.

With the right attitude roughly $50 will get you a free helicopter right.

Pro Tip: In Colorado a fishing license from the state also covers wilderness rescue.

How is the answer to Clemson's problems hiring someone who hasn't called plays in five years and hasn't had a successful season since 2017!?!

Lost in all this…North Dakota State lost today.

That was the most Cade Klubnik touchdown I've ever seen. It was his piece de resistance. He shouldn't come back in. He'll never be able to top it.

So, uh, Pope Leo, when did you first hear of R.E.M.?

I can only assume this is for RUTalkinREMreMe. Great get, Scott & Scott!
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Could we not have pinned this one on the Bobcats?

The George Shinn doesn't wash out.

Full Disclosure: I was a hornets kid. 5 years old in Charlotte in 1988. The depth of my emotional relationship with Muggsy Bogues knows no end. New Orleans' draft history is only made more painful by the hornets taking MKG at #2 behind Anthony Davis and Ray Felton the pick after Chris Paul.

I hereby request an episode on how the aforementioned Charlotte Hornets could go 34 years without having the first pick in the nba draft. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Slightly offended by the omission of teal brethren, the Charlotte Hornets.

May we all be so blessed as to have a photo of the alley cat in our obituaries.

Fun fact: A loss to Clemson ended Woody Hayes, Barry Switzer, Lou Holtz, and, apparently, Bill Belichick's college careers.

Former high school kicker checking in to confirm that, yes, the only instruction I received from the coaching staff was, “Go practice by yourself.”

I did not receive the “don’t kick too much” piece. Let me tell you about my torn hamstring.

I would get glasses for the first time soon after, but I must have been squinting pretty hard at his whiteboard when I realized bruce was looking at me looking at his positional big board. I quickly looked down and saw that my torah was upside down and backwards. Can't win 'em all.

I attended torah study in Bruce's office, with Bruce, in Knoxville. Wild times.

I do not believe in this Clemson team, but Giglios FU we’re Clemson predictions every week keep raising my hopes. Please make him stop.

This ref about to tell us about what they’re doing this week on this old house.

Clemson’s cheer flag that spans 15 yards, upside down and backwards

Clemson in distress

I don't know, though, if they gave Cade Klubnik tenure, I would not be in a good place.

Revolutionary! Players can now be paid, but only for their instructional duties!

Gene Pate (long snapper) broke his leg running down the hill around 2003.

Perhaps we underestimate godfrey's commitment to trolling la liga rivals.

@stevengodfrey.bsky.social I'd like to request a Valencia jersey with Zune as the shirt sponsor. Thanks in advance.

I try to go out of my way not to be a soccer snob, but the "bark-ah" is rough.

Am I a former high school kicker who according to the local paper "shanked away a perfect season?!?" That's irrelevant.

Even attempting cool stuff like a 70 yarder is heavily disincentivized. Kickoffs are understandably neutered now. If they dislike kicking so much, why not just get rid of it?! My modest proposal is to treat field goal attempts like punts. Miss it, touchback. More cool long attempts.

I'd like to request a newsletter on the strange philosophical relationship football has with kicking. Seemingly every rule change in the past 50 years has been to increase scoring...unless it was scoring via kicking. They moved the goalposts back. Narrowed them. Got rid of blocks. Moved extrapoints.