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who called it an american express credit card statement instead of an ae iou

THE 11 SEASONS OF OREGON WINTER FOOL'S SPRING SECOND WINTER SPRING OF DECEPTION THIRD WINTER MUD SEASON ACTUAL SPRING SUMMER FALSE FALL SECOND SUMMER (1 WEEK) ACTUAL FALL

THE 11 SEASONS OF WISCONSIN WINTER FOOL'S SPRING SECOND WINTER SPRING OF DECEPTION THIRD WINTER MUD SEASON ACTUAL SPRING SUMMER FALSE FALL SECOND SUMMER (1 WEEK) ACTUAL FALL

MASSACHUSETTS ACTUALLY HAS 12 SEASONS WINTER FOOL'S SPRING SECOND WINTER SPRING OF DECEPTION THIRD WINTER THE POLLENING ACTUAL SPRING SUMMER HELL'S FRONT PORCH FALSE FALL SECOND SUMMER ACTUAL FALL

MARYLAND'S 12 SEASONS WINTER FOOL'S SPRING SECOND WINTER SPRING OF DECEPTION THIRD WINTER THE POLLENING ACTUAL SPRING SUMMER HELL'S FRONT PORCH FALSE FALL SECOND SUMMER ACTUAL FALL

NEARLY EVRE PART OF UR EMPIRE HAS THIS NEARLY IDENTICAL MEME AS IF IT IS COMPLETELY UNIQUE 2 THEIR REGION.

IT IS NOT UNIQUE 2 UR REGION EYEM SORRY THE TRUTH HAD 2 BE TOLD

I'll say it again:

he is very silly and on a lot of drugs

transition to winter? yeah, i've known a few girls who've done that

training my supercomputer intelligence to enter "Costanza Mode" when needed

I love the idea of having to teach an AI agent to "look busy" in the workplace. Finally the AI models get to experience what working in an office is like

graphic design shitpost: Stick figure of human leg with the knee labeled "monetizable knee"; stick figure of digitigrade leg, with the knee labeled "uncouth zoophile knee"; text: Ankle unrelated, "we are very smart" - payment processors. Separate graphic on other half - illustration of a doggy, text: Woof woof! I am a representational, animal-shaped character! A hot one, some might say. People are often attracted to me, which make sense - I am depicted with human-like behaviors, and am often drawn as a representation of idealized or exaggerated human experiences. I'm not just a talking dog - I can be a representation of the artist's aspiration to be more playful, more confident - or of something they already love about themselves. Animal-shaped characters have been a part of human expression as long as we have made art - and that tradition will outlive the powers which seek to control and divide us today. Er, grr bark, I mean.

Re: SubscribeStar banning sexual content with characters that don't have "human-like knee orientation" fsjdkldbh

Tried to shitpost and got carried away lol
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Equivalent of using lots of quick cuts in a fight scene to disguise terrible/no fight choreography

Tweet from ‘Gregory Mammal-Friend’ (@cat_beltane): “america is good at blasting off its own dick with a shotgun and as a yank i am utterly fascinated by britain's ability to carefully place its dick in a drawer and slowly but firmly push it closed for two years straight” 11/03/2019, 00:21

Well, er… happy seventh anniversary to this tweet, I suppose

I somwhat doubt I'll stay in first position forever but I'm happy I beat the game in under an hour :) #OeufGame ( www.speedrun.com/Oeuf )

Today makes 15 years since the day I was let out of the mental health clinic my mom put me in for being trans.

Every time I see new laws meant to stop trans kids, I think back to that time and how the experience didn’t make me cisgender. It just made me hate myself until I could finally be me

people who drive cars for fun and people who drive cars to get places never intersect at all

I am honestly amazed at how much armchair psychology otherwise-reasonable people are willing to perform about absolute strangers, on the basis of using some set of technology they don't like. It reeks of lack of imagination at best

worth remembering, David Lynch directed “fix your hearts or die” specifically at transphobes. it wasn’t a generic “no mean people allowed” statement, it was said by his Twin Peaks character in defense of a trans woman he cared for and deeply respected.

in the stripped club. straight up "jorking it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. My peanits

The 2023 time stamp on this canon post is incredible. This is a 2014 weird twitter post. It’s like discovering the living coelacanth

After just twenty minutes of exploration, Claude Opus 4.6 reported that it had identified a Use After Free (a type of memory vulnerability that could allow attackers to overwrite data with arbitrary malicious content) in the JavaScript engine. One of our researchers validated this bug in an independent virtual machine with the latest Firefox release, then forwarded it to two other Anthropic researchers, who also validated the bug. We then filed a bug report in Bugzilla, Mozilla’s issue tracker, along with a description of the vulnerability and a proposed patch (written by Claude and validated by the reporting team) to help triage the root cause. In the time it took us to validate and submit this first vulnerability to Firefox, Claude had already discovered fifty more unique crashing inputs. While we were triaging these crashes, a researcher from Mozilla reached out to us. After a technical discussion about our respective processes and sharing a few more vulnerabilities we had manually validated, they encouraged us to submit all of our findings in bulk without validating each one, even if we weren’t confident that all of the crashing test cases had security implications. By the end of this effort, we had scanned nearly 6,000 C++ files and submitted a total of 112 unique reports, including the high- and moderate-severity vulnerabilities mentioned above. Most issues have been fixed in Firefox 148, with the remainder to be fixed in upcoming releases.

this is wild lol

Watching fandom communities and women/girls with fandom accounts who have stayed on X has been brutal. Random posts that should have stayed within their communities are algorithmically blasted to alt-right adjacent edgelords being radicalized by Elon Musk to descend on and mock and terrorize

I honestly thought the knee thing was just some silly hypothetical someone cooked up, but no, it's actually there

In my experience, a lot of people seem to have Ring cameras due to fear of package theft as well. Lots of NextDoor suburbanites posting "have you seen this man?" about someone stealing some Amazon package. Whether it helps in those cases or is any kind of deterrent, I don't know

Google Map marking a place called "Bockagh".

Did a chicken name this townland?

My extramarital affair with the nintendo wii is over.

youtube asking me if was not was walk the dinosaur "feels emotionally manipulative"

LMAO, what?!? this is not a joke, youtube legitimately just asked me if the music video for Was (not was)-walk the dinosaur feels "emotionally manipulative"

well, i didn't mind when it told me to open the door or get on the floor because i was going to do those things anyway, but the next instructions felt pretty coercive

US Attorney nominee has a disturbing history of demonizing and dehumanizing trans people Phillip Williams has said parents of trans children should be drowned. He also compared efforts to support gender-affirming care to slavery and the Holocaust.

NEW: US Attorney nominee Phil Williams has a long & disturbing history of attacking trans people and their parents.

He said parents of trans children should be drowned. He also compared efforts to support gender-affirming care to slavery & the Holocaust. nominationnotes.substack.com/p/us-attorne...

i'm sorry. i know this is a serious topic but the brain worms won

THEY'RE CALLING IT "LIMITED EQUITY", COOP! THE KIND WHERE THEY TAKE A HUUUGE CUT ON SALE VALUE TO REDUCE SPECULATION! THEY LOVE IT! REALLY WILD STUFF!

This isn't just about selling a product or service and charging what the market will bear, it's about engineering very specific behavioral and purchasing patterns in the user. There's worse out there, but it's not great!

"I'm a sucker if I don't buy 90 dollars of v-bucks at once, I get more per dollar" -> "I have Epic Rewards cash from that purchase, so I'd be a fool not to buy something else and put that toward it" -> "I'm dumb if I don't log in diligently and complete this battle pass for the v-bucks rewards"

I think everything about Fortnite's monetization is designed to get you to feel like an idiot if you don't do the thing that spends the most money or otherwise engages with their platform in the exact way they have designed it to want you to do.