Phallographer

Thank you buddy!

Another pet commission on the books! Olive - 9x12” - graphite on Arches hot press watercolor paper.

Correct

Pretty accurate!

I love the irony of Bsky not allowing photos or vids in DMs 😂

Looking great, Lexabro 💪🏻

My latest pet portraits. Elizabethan ladies giving regal face 👑

Roommates or pb&j?

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They caved to the conservatives last summer and apparently only want you to sell cross-stitched bible quotes and nothing else.

Imagine the possibilities as roommates. Taking the path of least resistance arm in arm.

I’ve blocked maybe 10 copies of this douche. Why is it seemingly endless?

This is me often

Also - Esty banned me permanently (and rejected my appeal) for selling prints of my drawings, so now I’m looking for alternative storefronts that integrate with printful. Artists with recommendations - dm me!

I’ve been making pet portraits lately! I did these as Christmas gifts for family and got several commissions as a result. I’ll be making a pet portrait profile separate from this one since the two genres don’t exactly mesh well. Stay tuned!

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Meet Edgeward! I found him at a thrift store and thought I could paint on a little holiday cheer 🎄🎁

This is gorgeous

I just saw, thank you! You picked a special one too 😏😈

A 360° view of my hand-painted leather garrison hat, which is a nod to all the #leathermen who flag yellow! #leather #kink #flaggingyellow #pissplay #piss #garrison #hat #fetish #goldenshower

Hand painted leather garrison hat, a nod to those who flag yellow ☔️😈. #leather #piss #kink #leatherman #painted #garrisonhat

It’s worth it 🤪

Happy to hear this. 🦋

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A recent commission, slightly cropped for privacy. Revisiting my trippy nature influences. (11x14” graphite on bristol)

My love letter to Honcho Campout. 18x24” graphite on Bristol.

My most recent hand painted singlet commission. Love working on stretch cotton!

Hand painted denim shorts (this one is still available!)

Hand painted denim shorts with my dick motif.