Obama should have them over for a beer
12.03.2026 02:06
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Obama should have them over for a beer
This is not what I didn't vote for.
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Zero Dracula's in my house you fucking idiots.
It's Dracula disguised as a bottle of wine and you BROUGHT IT INTO YOUR HOUSE! Nice going, Einstein.
The perfect hero faces the perfect villain.
At least he still has his angelic voice.
AI. Summarize old books.
Leeroy Jenkins!
Gonna need to really crank up the A.I. if we want to win this
Making an erotic playlist
I didn't sleep in. You thought you could change time. That's not how that works.
America, now is the time to be bad at your jobs. Spill water on your computer, ignore shoplifters, 'accidentally' shit yourself. Anything else is likely to be met with dangerous and stupid uses of force. Slow down this stupid country by acting like a idiot, you'll blend in easy.
Mad plastic surgeon from Bioshock
How to get that Mar-a-Lago look with Dr. J.S. Steinman.
Sadly, it's only okay if it's a really big crime.
Perhaps we should revisit that constitution everyone loves so much. Maybe freshen it up a bit to the point where we don't repeat having a cabal of demented pedophiles fast track us to total biome collapse and nuclear war. Just a thought
End of film War Games(1983) Computer screen has text "A STRANGE GAME. THE ONLY WINNING MOVE IS NOT TO PLAY. hOW ABOUT A NICE GAME OF CHESS?"
Square dancing
Well, we better get a time machine built fast so we can use the power of the Constitution to prevent Trump from starting WW3.
About god damn time.
This is what happens when you're too evil to die
Yes
The Epstein War begins.
No thank you. That is way too much pressure and responsibility.
Great time to start a dooms day cult.
Never been a better time to start a child sacrificing gorilla cult. Get in on the ground floor.
The trauma of war
We need to take "I feared for my life" away from the police and white people until we figure out what's going on
