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Writer, educator, administrator, tiller-of-the-earth, keeper-of-the-hearth, half-wit (only some think I'm funny), dogs lick me, kids like me, dim-wits hate me, knower-of-much (some of value), father of four and lover of one.

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Can we speed it along?

14.03.2026 23:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Love it!

14.03.2026 23:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How cute!

14.03.2026 22:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Valid question.

14.03.2026 22:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Surprise the hell out of me, pick somebody who has the intelligence, the experience, the training, and the demonstrated management skills.

14.03.2026 22:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Good. But ankle irons would help.

14.03.2026 17:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's the PFAs the billionaires have been putting in our food. Or it's the war on public education... making the younger generation unable to think. Run that by the right-wing conspiracy freaks.

14.03.2026 16:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He had to change Trump's diaper. The man's shit really stinks. Runny, too.

14.03.2026 16:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What's this guy smoking?

14.03.2026 16:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Looks like a MAGArat chasing a conspiracy they can't catch.

14.03.2026 16:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Atta boy, Ted!! Show tame Democrats the way!

14.03.2026 15:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think it's an alien. She's now being held in Area 51. Pass that along to the right-wingers. They need another conspiracy to tide them over now that their Donald has started a foreign war.

14.03.2026 15:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Probably shit his pants again.

13.03.2026 21:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Love it!

13.03.2026 21:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well Done!

13.03.2026 21:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Both outdone by Felon the First. Hands down.

13.03.2026 15:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Love it!

12.03.2026 20:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"No Beaver, we're just going to kill a bunch of school girls while we look for the Mythical Nuclear Beast. We'll be home in time to do 18 holes and count our newest graft before dining in our Golden Hall."

12.03.2026 14:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Our military's out of ammo, the USA is out of friends, we're out of gas, Hegseth is running out of booze, but unfortunately Trump will never run out of either bluster or bullshit.

11.03.2026 12:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You must be inexperienced, uneducated and incompetent to be chosen for Trump's cabinet. Otherwise you might make the Chief Idiot look like a fool... wait a minute, that's happening anyway.

11.03.2026 12:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A picture is worth a thousand laughs!

11.03.2026 12:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Asleep at the switch. Which is actually better than having him awake.

10.03.2026 16:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And we're not interested in a USA run by an asshole

10.03.2026 16:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Asshole in One

10.03.2026 15:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Lives are cheap in Trump's mind.

10.03.2026 15:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Idiocracy

10.03.2026 15:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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09.03.2026 05:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 43 ๐Ÿ” 22 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Cha-ching!

10.03.2026 15:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Major loser wannabe and ass-kisser. Needs grease for Chief Felon.

09.03.2026 14:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You can't have competence in MAGA world.

09.03.2026 14:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0