EkaBakie

You’re an idiot

You are literally the only one

I’m not

People wanted me to come back but there is zero interaction here so I’m out

Every other post here is n*zi shit but y’all aren’t ready to hear that

Not what I’m referring to but thanks

Ever since I was a little kid, I dreamed of paying a $35 overdraft fee

It’s honest and real and that’s what the world is missing these days. The laugh lines and grey hair were earned, damnit. Not everyone gets the privilege

You look good for an octogenarian 💀

Fuck if I don’t relate to that 😂

I can respect that, Stink

Goddamn boyfriends ruining everything 😒

But IS Emily cute???

when men say “but you know how women are” to me, a woman, i should be able to push them into a vat of acid and not catch a charge.

"... with liberty* and justice** for all***"

*while supplies last
**void where prohibited
***some restrictions apply

You can’t mute reposts here? That’s lame. I’m starting to remember why I left

Bring back painted movie posters you cowards.

I love long walks… especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me.

I’m bummed that this app still does not have a drafts folder

"The stench of their bodies was horrible... it overwhelmed the lilacs... But I had never been so happy as that moment... as I held hands with Death."

Nosferatu, embroidery on cotton.

Whats the German words for i wish that asteroid hit us

Too many actions, not enough consequences.

"ciwantwo tastes wike soooaaappp" no it doesn't you fuckaas bitch

deadpool is wearing a red and black suit and holding two swords . ALT: deadpool is wearing a red and black suit and holding two swords .

ILY 💖

Whatever people he doesn’t want to deport he wants subjugated or dead. It’s a great time to be alive 😭

I took a break but now I guess I’m back

She was ornery, like an old-timey prospector.

And she wouldn't shut up about gold, also like an old-timey prospector.