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I imagined the Chatsubo in 1984. 41 years later I opened its door. Neuromancer is in production.

Sean dyche needs legging to The Hague

The noise when the ball hits the net!

Unbelievable!!

UTFT 💙

VAR checking for offside after that Tarky goal the slimy little bastards, didn’t even flinch at that handball the bent little gobshites

Tarkowski is having an absolute stinker here

Beto is a better centre forward than Calvert-Lewin and always will be

We are so fucking back

The fastest-ever goal at Goodison Park. ⏱️
The fastest-ever goal by an Everton player. ⏱️
The fastest-ever Premier League goal by a home side. ⏱️
The fourth-fastest goal in Premier League history. ⏱️

The man, the myth, the Moyes

3 nil when I got in car to set off home 🤣 Christ Everton

Calvert-Lewin has absolutely no idea where the goal is

Get the fuck in 🕺🏻

Still feel we’re gonna fumble that 4-0 lead

What’s actually going on with this takeover then? Feel like I’ve read “a couple of weeks” for 2 months

They’ve had 7 shots and scored 3 of em and we’ve had 6 and only got 1 on fuckin target

Dyche needs launching into space and leaving there

Throwback edition

Absolute cesspit that X now, can’t remember the last time I even saw an Everton post on my for you page and that’s the only reason I used the thing 🤣 like being sat on a plane with a load of toddlers screaming in your face and piss heads throwing empty cans at your head being on that app now