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#warpigs #dei

28.02.2026 19:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Screenshot of a news brief from the 1440 e-newsletter reads: Separately, Scouting Americaβ€”formerly Boy Scouts of Americaβ€”agreed to end diversity, equity, and inclusion initiatives to maintain support from the Department of Defense. A military service badge will replace one focused on DEI and ethical leadership. Kids must also use their sex assigned at birth to apply to programs.

The sentence about the new military service badge is highlighted in yellow.

Screenshot of a news brief from the 1440 e-newsletter reads: Separately, Scouting Americaβ€”formerly Boy Scouts of Americaβ€”agreed to end diversity, equity, and inclusion initiatives to maintain support from the Department of Defense. A military service badge will replace one focused on DEI and ethical leadership. Kids must also use their sex assigned at birth to apply to programs. The sentence about the new military service badge is highlighted in yellow.

Fuck ethics and inclusion; go die for the oligarchs, kid.

28.02.2026 19:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man wearing a black sweater says seriously in front of a fireplace Alt: A scene from the movie, The Shining, of Jack Nicholson’s character, Jack Torrance, staring menacingly into the middle distance. Text over the image reads β€œSeriously?”

So, one of my coworkers told me she’d never seen any of Jack Nicholson’s films and had no idea what he looked like, and now I need to check myself into an old folks home.

28.02.2026 08:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And kick her to the curb in November.

27.01.2026 05:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

(Not my photo)

27.01.2026 02:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A set of black double doors with closed blinds in the windows is splattered with bright red paint.

A set of black double doors with closed blinds in the windows is splattered with bright red paint.

The front door of US Rep. Marie Gluesenkamp Perez’s office in Vancouver, WA, this morning. She (a Democrat) voted to approve the DHS funding package last week. Buildings can be repainted but the blood on her hands will never go away.

27.01.2026 02:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
A still image of David Lynch from a video recorded toward the end of his life with captions reading: What a great time to be alive if you love the theatre if the absurd.

David is wearing a black button-down, long-sleeved shirt and dark sunglasses and is sitting at a desk with a large apartment intercom-style telephone on the wall and a black coffee cup in front of him.

A still image of David Lynch from a video recorded toward the end of his life with captions reading: What a great time to be alive if you love the theatre if the absurd. David is wearing a black button-down, long-sleeved shirt and dark sunglasses and is sitting at a desk with a large apartment intercom-style telephone on the wall and a black coffee cup in front of him.

Indeed. #thegospelofdavidlynch

24.01.2026 06:53 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A cat with short, black fur sits on the back of an upholstered armchair while looking at the camera.

A cat with short, black fur sits on the back of an upholstered armchair while looking at the camera.

A cat with short, black fur is cuddled up next to another cat with short black and white fur on a leopard printed blanket. Their front paws are entwined.

A cat with short, black fur is cuddled up next to another cat with short black and white fur on a leopard printed blanket. Their front paws are entwined.

Tails in motion and cuddle puddles on this fine #caturday. 😻

18.01.2026 06:12 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A large, silver pot full of black-eyed peas, broth,  tasso, chunks of onion, and a few bay leaves simmers on a flat electric stovetop. Steam rises from the pot.

A large, silver pot full of black-eyed peas, broth, tasso, chunks of onion, and a few bay leaves simmers on a flat electric stovetop. Steam rises from the pot.

Brewing up a cauldron of Hoppin John to ring in the New Year (along with braised cabbage and corned beef). Are there any particular foods you eat for good luck on January 1?

02.01.2026 02:45 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I know several men who were sexually abused by adult men when they were children. Men are the problem but they are also victims.

16.11.2025 18:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A clump of a dozen or more small grey mushroom grow from a patch of green moss on an old tree. Crispy brown big leaf maple leaves and western red cedar fronds are in the foreground.

A clump of a dozen or more small grey mushroom grow from a patch of green moss on an old tree. Crispy brown big leaf maple leaves and western red cedar fronds are in the foreground.

An ivory mushroom with black gills and a pearlescent, slightly warped cap is surrounded by brown and golden maple leaves and western red cedar fronds.

An ivory mushroom with black gills and a pearlescent, slightly warped cap is surrounded by brown and golden maple leaves and western red cedar fronds.

A cluster of six mottled brown and white mushrooms of varying heights surrounded by small twigs, grey pebbles, red ornamental maple leaves and golden Western red cedar fronds.

A cluster of six mottled brown and white mushrooms of varying heights surrounded by small twigs, grey pebbles, red ornamental maple leaves and golden Western red cedar fronds.

A folksy woodcut image of a bearded garden gnome wearing a pointed hat and a carrying a single large mushroom in his arms stands above text in an β€œOld English”-style type that says, β€œI must remain whimsical to survive the horrors.”

A folksy woodcut image of a bearded garden gnome wearing a pointed hat and a carrying a single large mushroom in his arms stands above text in an β€œOld English”-style type that says, β€œI must remain whimsical to survive the horrors.”

In my backyard.

#mushrooms #pnw #pnwgardening #whimsy

16.11.2025 05:29 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
Exterior of the Alberta Rose Theater in Portland, Oregon, at night with a lighted marquee sign reading β€œMonday Lene Lovich.”

Exterior of the Alberta Rose Theater in Portland, Oregon, at night with a lighted marquee sign reading β€œMonday Lene Lovich.”

A metal sign attached to a wooden telephone pole displays a black and white image of Bill Nye the Science Guy with the words β€œThe End Is” above it.

A metal sign attached to a wooden telephone pole displays a black and white image of Bill Nye the Science Guy with the words β€œThe End Is” above it.

A Monday night well spent. #PDX #LeneLovich #BillNyetheScienceGuy

14.10.2025 06:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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This voice. In my head. Forever. Happy birthday, Joe.

22.08.2025 02:45 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A short-haired black and white cat lounges on an antique bed with a black wrought iron frame, red and black pillows and a black microfiber blanket. The walls are blue and a series of eight framed art prints in a triangle shape are hung on the wall behind the bed.

A short-haired black and white cat lounges on an antique bed with a black wrought iron frame, red and black pillows and a black microfiber blanket. The walls are blue and a series of eight framed art prints in a triangle shape are hung on the wall behind the bed.

#caturday

03.08.2025 04:20 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A series of still images from the 1982 movie β€œBlade Runner” show the famous exchange between Roy Batty (Rutger Hauer) and Tick Deckhard (Harrison Ford) just before Roy dies. The words β€œTime to die” are over one of the images of Roy in bright yellow.

A series of still images from the 1982 movie β€œBlade Runner” show the famous exchange between Roy Batty (Rutger Hauer) and Tick Deckhard (Harrison Ford) just before Roy dies. The words β€œTime to die” are over one of the images of Roy in bright yellow.

Me after I read the EPA's announcement about their plans to β€œunleash American energy” via en masse environmental deregulation and cancellation of existing policies related to climate change.

Read more here (if you dare): www.epa.gov/newsreleases...

25.07.2025 23:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It won’t survive the trip. What a fucking disrespectful waste.

04.07.2025 05:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

😦

03.07.2025 21:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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We had a gully washer of a rain storm for Summer Solstice this year. It made me so happy. ❀️ I wish I could share with you how amazing our backyard smells right now. One of my favorite smells on this earth is a forest in the rain after a dry spell.

21.06.2025 05:47 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A black and white photo taken in 1948 shows a young handsome man in his 20s with short , wavy dark hair and wearing light-colored slacks and a short-sleeves button-down shirt standing in front of a flowering bush or small tree of some sort and a wooden fence. He holds a one-year-old baby boy up on his left shoulder with one hand on the baby’s chest and the other on his leg. The baby wears a onesy romper and white baby shoes and socks. He’s laughing with his mouth open.

A black and white photo taken in 1948 shows a young handsome man in his 20s with short , wavy dark hair and wearing light-colored slacks and a short-sleeves button-down shirt standing in front of a flowering bush or small tree of some sort and a wooden fence. He holds a one-year-old baby boy up on his left shoulder with one hand on the baby’s chest and the other on his leg. The baby wears a onesy romper and white baby shoes and socks. He’s laughing with his mouth open.

My dad with his dad.
Mobile, Alabama
1948

Happy Father’s Day

15.06.2025 08:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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It’s all just a little bit of history repeating …

Los Angeles, 1937

11.06.2025 22:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Cattywampus. #caturday

07.06.2025 21:42 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Baby Olive always gets out of jail free. Look at those toes!

#caturday

31.05.2025 20:35 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yep! SW Washington. I’ve been β€œleaving the leaves” since we moved in three years ago. It makes my neighbors nervous because of the wildfire risk (we live in a protected forest easement along a greenway that caught fire two summers ago). But I’m trying to restore the soil, which is like concrete.

17.05.2025 21:06 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I find it hilarious that Trump is calling for unity. Puuuuhleeeze.

17.05.2025 20:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Close up of the small lime-green photo-blooms of a Goatsbeard plant with a blurred background.

Close up of the small lime-green photo-blooms of a Goatsbeard plant with a blurred background.

Two white giant allium flower heads are in the foreground, one with a bumblebee on it, a 10+-foot tall purple Rhododendron in full bloom is in the middle ground, and the front porch of a pale yellow two-story house with light grey and white trim is in the background.

Two white giant allium flower heads are in the foreground, one with a bumblebee on it, a 10+-foot tall purple Rhododendron in full bloom is in the middle ground, and the front porch of a pale yellow two-story house with light grey and white trim is in the background.

A sword fern, a clump of Pacific waterleaf plants, and two Fringecup plants with multiple flower spikes sit at the base of a very old gnarled tree trunk that has patches of moss on it. Light brown leaf litter covers the ground.

A sword fern, a clump of Pacific waterleaf plants, and two Fringecup plants with multiple flower spikes sit at the base of a very old gnarled tree trunk that has patches of moss on it. Light brown leaf litter covers the ground.

I’m kind of obsessed with my garden.

1. My sole surviving Goatsbeard is fixing to bloom this year!

2. My huge Rhododendron is always the last to bloom in my neighborhood. The giant allium smell great.

3. Fringecup, Pacific waterleaf, and a sword fern at the base of a Big Leaf Maple tree.

17.05.2025 20:06 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
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Made a new friend in the garden today. I was over the moon. I’ve been told it’s a Northern red-legged frog. #pnwgardening #nativehabitat

15.05.2025 01:15 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Road tripping northwest of Olympia, Washington. #pnw

30.04.2025 17:45 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A black and white photo of singer/songwriter Woody Guthrie holding an acoustic guitar and singing on a crowded New York City subway car in 1943.

A black and white photo of singer/songwriter Woody Guthrie holding an acoustic guitar and singing on a crowded New York City subway car in 1943.

Fun Fact: In 1954, Woody Guthrie and his wife, Anneke van Kirk, lived in an apartment building owned by Donald’s father, Fred Trump. Woody wrote a song called β€œOld Man Trump.” It starts:

I suppose
Old Man Trump knows
Just how much
Racial hate
He stirred up
In that bloodpot of human hearts

25.04.2025 18:11 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
A wooden sign painted with the pink, blue and white stripes of the transgender pride flag with a black silhouette of an assault rifle over the top of it hangs on a wood utility pole in a commercial area in a medium-large city in SW Washington.

A wooden sign painted with the pink, blue and white stripes of the transgender pride flag with a black silhouette of an assault rifle over the top of it hangs on a wood utility pole in a commercial area in a medium-large city in SW Washington.

These signs have started appearing on utility poles in my city recently. There is a lot of discussion locally about what they might mean. I think it is a β€œWe will not go quietly into that good night”-type pro-trans call to arms, and I dig it.

What do you think? πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ

#transgenderpride

12.04.2025 19:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A small, brand new trillium plant with three bright green leaves but no flower grows up through a carpet of big leaf maple leaves and Western red cedar fronds in front of a weathered, natural wood fence.

A small, brand new trillium plant with three bright green leaves but no flower grows up through a carpet of big leaf maple leaves and Western red cedar fronds in front of a weathered, natural wood fence.

This unexpected trillium magically appearing in an isolated spot in my yard that I didn’t plant just made my whole fucking day.

#pnwgardening #backyardhabitat

12.04.2025 04:45 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0