A Reductress post features a photo of Kristi Noem with the headline, “Kristi Noem Put Down for Being Too Hard to Train”
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05.03.2026 22:00
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A Reductress post features a photo of Kristi Noem with the headline, “Kristi Noem Put Down for Being Too Hard to Train”
Screaming
Kristi Noem unclipping her extensions tonight, massaging her scalp, and throwing the still barrel curled locks into the flame. It’s supposed to show her the future but it’s been wrong before. As they burn, a vision emerges. She looks closer. It’s a dog with a gun
Please check out the latest paper I contributed to! 🧪 🦠 #MicroSky
www.researchgate.net/publication/...
Between the grief, the stress of having 2 high school seniors, trying to get work done, and a fairly terrific headache, I’m in a big dopamine trough today. I caught myself wanting to drive too fast, music too loud. I only want candy, not food. Maybe another energy drink. Anything for the dopamine.
If you missed it:
bsky.app/profile/tall...
It’s been 10 weeks since my wife passed away unexpectedly. I’ve been back at work for seven due to lack of leave. There’s still so much to do at home. If this country made any sense I wouldn’t be back until June. The idea that I would be able to be productive before then is ludicrous.
🦠 Microbial friends - what is the BEST thing you've ever seen done in a teaching seminar demonstration during an interview? Pitch was to do an upper level micro lesson. Appreciate any tips for @micromal.bsky.social to consider.
a good thing is when someone posts a picture of a cat, and then people reply with "great cat, here also is a picture of my cat." unsolicited cat pics aplenty. this could be the world we build
I think you’re right, but Blake Babies are making it tough
Small tortie cat sitting primly on a wood floor
Not My Cat encourages you to share cat pics to fight the Scroll of Doom
Post a pic you took, no context, to bring some zen to the feed.
Middle aged white man wearing a gray fleece jacket, silver rectangular glasses, and a Pierre the Pelicans plush hat
Middle aged white man with his three kids. I’m wearing a navy blue Pelicans hat and a Green Day shirt. First is a young man wearing a corvette shirt, next a young woman wearing a Pierre the Pelican plush had, and an even younger woman wearing a bright green Skelikans tee and a Pierre the Pelican hat
At the game
@andrewschlecht.bsky.social I have one we can talk about, but you have a shot to get one
www.nba.com/pelicans/swe...
Hughes brothers >>>> Tkachuks
They’re so sad
J’ACCUSE
OVERTIME!
This Wintery Mix IS delightful, though.
music.amazon.com/user-playlis...
J’accuse
Tired middle aged white man looking directly into the camera.
Television in an entertainment center with USA vs Canada men’s hockey on.
Up early like @surtlab.bsky.social watching gold medal hockey!
Bluesky deserves to enjoy this amazing They Might Be Giants experiment, which I can't really summarize in a skeet
tmbw.net/wiki/Last_Wave
Conversation Hearts (original)
"If you want to know who took all of your money, it's the people with all of the money."
— Anat Shenker-Osorio
Five concerts you’ve seen with women lead singers:
The Sundays
Edie Brickell & New Bohemians
Alison Krauss & Union Station
Sarah Jarosz
THE BETHS
I am looking for wide-ranging mammalian DNA samples for a class I am developing. Especially sought-after would be parent-offspring paired samples.
Please retweet (re-skeet?), thank you!
This could be us but y’all playin
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Murray is killing the World team. Rough #NBAAllStar debut
Graffiti that says LOVING YOU IS AS EASY AS HATING THE POLICE
Roses are red,
Jackets are fleece,
