Carlos Armando

Sadly mine doesn’t have the furniture attachment, so I can’t comment on it. I do like mine for what I use it, specially in the bathroom.

I have a Bissell and use it in the bathroom and some places in the kitchen (not on my granite since it might cause water damage). I have a separate steam mop for my tile and it’s…okay. I like mopping better

10% funnier every time I watch

It’s gotten worse this past week.

What kind of smoker did you get and when are you going to put a brisket on?

Yeah because she pretend shoots you

My three year old likes to play rock, paper, scissors, gun and always chooses gun 😂

I have a bunch of old NES, SNES, N64 and PSX and PS2 games on my Legion Go. Plus I can play any windows game. These things are cool, but I wish there weren’t such shady ways to play the old school games

The absence of mourning is not equal to the presence of celebration, and it’s strange how many people have conflated the two over the last day.

Oh geez. I start waking mine up starting at 6:30. They are so slow to get moving. We’re rushing out the door to get them to school by 8:45

/3 Trumpists and most of the new Right are shitty people with shitty values from a shitty culture. Responding to their violence with violence may not solve a damn thing. There are good arguments against it. But don’t let them pose for a millisecond as anything but the gleeful thug trash they are.

Shit, we’re eating dinner by then. But we then also have karate, ballet, homework, baths and reading time so we are pushing 8:30 before we’re putting them into bed.

Charlie did none of those things, you sentient hairpiece

I’m lucky if I can get mine to bed by 8:30

It’s so frustrating that people can’t get tickets, but scalpers can?

My three year old messed with the refrigerator settings and had it set to 46F overnight, so guess who had to throw away a bunch of recently purchased foods! 🙃🙃🙃🙃

I’m glad that you’re going to have a week off between jobs to just center yourself!

Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden or Alice In Chains

Inject this into my veiiiiiiiins

Stringer Bell is a Packers fan and wants you to put the word out there that we back up

Great win. Love to see the Lions fans in misery. Go Pack Go! #Packers

Overgrown baby is how I like to think of all these MAGA clowns

Wife: I'll buy a subscription to any publication that writes one honest story about the "masculinity crisis" that just says "Men want to be able to treat women like shit and still get laid" and just be done with it. There's no more depth to the discussion. There is no nuance.

Sounds like Dad needs to wake up early and let you sleep in 😂

Willem Dafoe in Spider-Man saying “you know I’m something of a fucking idiot myself”

Every time RFK speaks—

This is a sweet RC Cola sign

What kind of beans would you like in your beanie babies or will there be different beans in each beanie baby?

I like Drew, but then I remember he’s an insufferable Vikings fan and then I’m just “meh”