Luke Alexander Brooks

My two favorite magic systems in all of fiction are:
1. Eragon - For how the magic justifies the story.
2. Marvel - For how the stories justify the magic.

If your representative says Fascist orders are unlawful and must be fought, but they still follow those orders, then they aren't your representative.
They're a war profiteer just wanting to fundraise off you.

Hey folks, Fascism is the reigning form of government in the United States. Violence will have to be used to solve that. You have maybe weeks to make peace with that before people you know truly start getting hurt.

Hakeem Jefferies says, "There's no election deniers on our side." like it's a dunk on Republicans.

Accept The GOP's in power and you're bending the knee. Maybe if you'd use the legal avenues to call their eligibility into question, we could actually get somewhere. Instead Dems throw away power.

A silverfish just landed on my head and my entire soul went to hell.

Been seeing more posts lately calling Republicans hypocritical for not supporting Luigi. Be careful with that. The average Republican I've spoken to is celebrating just as much.

This is a chance for us to build real class consciousness with people we thought may have been out of our reach.

At will employment is ridiculous. When you hire someone, you materially take on responsibility for their well-being regardless of what our laws say.

If their position isn't profitable, it was the employer's fault for making a bad investment, not the employee's. Standardize 6 months of severance.

I really appreciate you taking the time to find me!

Haha, it's definitely not by choice. I never liked Twitter even when it was "good." Mostly because I was bad at it.

Unrelated to recent federal court decisions, I will be trying to remember this app exists more often.

PERVIS: BOSS MAKES 800x AS MUCH AS I DO!! ARE THEY DOING 800x THE WORK?! BOSS!! OPEN UP!! *BOSS, BRAIN HOOKED UP TO 800 COMPUTERS*: P...PERVIS... KKILL.... ME

If a communist doesn't come tell me how to use this app soon, I will continue to use it poorly. This a threat and a promise.

Wait, I just say shit and people read it? I see why this app's predecessor has nearly destroyed the world.

If you've never heard of me before, to be very clear: Free Palestine.

I tried to build a following on Facebook, failed, made a joke Instagram that I now have to use for work, refused to use Twitter, fucked around on TikTok, suddenly got 120k followers there, and then some of them told me to get this. Okay. Got it. WHAT NOW FRIENDS!?

Never used Twitter. Now I'm here. I am LOST.