i’d like for some people to grapple with the fact that “the most important election of our lifetime,” if you actually mean it, implies that the governance period following it is also the most important governance period of our lifetime, and adjust their demands/expectations/behaviors accordingly

Gallup Poll (3/5/26):

Do you approve of $8 gas

No: 99%
Yes: 1%

Do you approve of Donald Trump's $8 gas policy

No: 46.6%
Yes: 38.9%
Unsure: 14.5%

always order a steak when im at a restaurant so i have a knife in case there is a robbery/hostage situation that requires me to be heroic/dispense vigilante justice. apparently our marriage counselor thinks this is weird

you wake up. it is 2007. you are wearing urine starched cargo shorts and a tshirt depicting the tazmanian devil cartoon character in a b-boy stance. you are the number one xbox 360 achievment hunter in the world. gamepro magazine is on the horn, want to fly you down to vegas to meet carmen elektra

38% of airline passengers vote to open plane door midflight because that bitch stewardess said not to

its gonna be so cool in 50 years when nobody fucking know how computers work and llm/ai tech becomes increasingly unreliable as it becomes self referent and prompting it to do what you want becomes arcane and idiosyncratic and boom, we’ve invented spellcasting

For the first time in my life I took a car to the mechanic and was able to say “just fix all of the stuff” and I’m semi proud of that but also kinda embarrassed because I know I got ripped off

Is that not just the Necrons?

It’s Do Not Freak The Fuck Out Friday. It’s where you don’t freak the fuck out on a Friday because the US president is the antichrist and roughly one third of the country are devil worshippers who wish to reestablish chattel slavery after turning the middle east into a parking lot for Israel.

Telling Jesus he'll never make it if he keeps being so hostile to wealth. Advising him to moderate his message to appeal to the Galilee suburbs

feels like a minute since i have pointed out that donald trump has pardoned more child sex offenders than every other president of the united states combined

stores have no idea how much shoplifting takes place, they only know when stock doesn't match records. how much is due to human error, incorrect shipments, breakage, and theft is a guess. literally cannot know if shoplifting is on the rise.

this was a radicalizing discovery for me.

Watching more tax dollars then I will generate in my entire life be wasted on trying to blow up a drawing of a drone on the ground and crying tears of joy that we are going to lose and the American empire will fall

Bro wtf happened to Danny Bonaduce, he didn’t used to be like this

just dropped a can of whoopass on the floor. it's fucking everywhere. it's under the fridge

We're smokin' that Argentinian himejoshi catgirl shit out of a puma bone pipe at an altitude of 12,600 feet, concurrent with the third Dynasty of Ur, you stupid shit.

someone screenshot of Homer’s desk where he’s covered up the sign with photos of Maggie so it says “DO IT FOR HER”

this has only become more poignant as I’ve grown older and had children of my own and come to the realization that I, like Homer, will never be allowed to retire

i honestly never thought we'd half-ass a war with iran. it seemed like the end goal of a certain strain of powerful foreign policy interest such that if it ever happened it would be the culmination of decades of careful plotting and maneuvering. but nope, they got there and they're just YOLO'ing it

If they had DEI they’d know it was Targét not Tarzhay

wizard

had a death in the family and was almost completely off the internet for a few days & my observation is that there is too much happening too fast such that basic facts abt the world are difficult to ascertain unless you are mainlining info all the time & doing that seems to drive people insane

I get screamed at a lot for saying this, but the Republicans are going to kill us all and the Democrats are going to get us all killed. Both parties answer to the same informal conspiracy walled garden party of hyper rich oligarchs. Democrats en masse must be replaced, if there's still time.

Never forget who you’re fighting for.

if you think polymarket bets on war are bad, wait til you find out how many in Congress are invested in defense contractors

rosencrantz & guildenstern alive in serbia

i already described it

repost this perfectly flat bud heavy can and you will be blessed with fortunes heretofore untold

I have a lot of Trump supporters very mad at me

Yeah, I’m into conspiracy.

What you idiot commies don’t understand is that if we tax rich people they will JUST LEAVE, depriving our nation of tax cheats, political bribery, and national acts of perversion